here's a fun game. how it works is, you post a wish, and then the next person says how the cursed monkeu's paw makes your wish backfire in a cruel and ironic fashion, and then makes a wish themselves. do you get it? example: PERSON 1: I wish i could jet-ski faster than any other. PERSON 2: While you're out jet-skiing both your parents get shot point blank in the back of the head. I wish for a million bottles of soda. (end of example) I will start. i wish i was the CEO of microsoft and lived in a mansion