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- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F12126] Let's do it, let's kill beefsnack ๐๐ [/quote] More like queefsnack lmoa
- let's take a look at all the cool shit that happmister spigettiened on bloard in 2016* -i got tons of likes on a post. i'm currently at the top. no big deal. check it out though. -lihan still can't pronounce "memes" properly. probably shouldn't be poking fun at this -my dick fell off -snowman's avatar stopped spinning -some dude with either the number 69 or 420 in his name swept in with a high-plus one post and never posted anything else. wtf -wowneat doled out a number of devastating slams -miscellaneous fails -a handful of epick winns -my dick rolled down the steps & outside into the driveway -bug deal got a heater, and warmed our hearts, with games -derek got shot in the head and then bought a shirt -g0m had a massive meltdown and is now solely into capital letters -jessica joined bloard -the bloard stimulus package was successful -king dad stole kathryn's goat -swann left (??) -a stray dog found my dick and took it to the dog hideout. they now use it like the kids use the conch in lord of the flies to delegate speaking privilege
- taylor swift used to be on bloard she let us name her kitten "retarsd"
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morningโฆbut maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."
- *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy
- [img]https://yt3.ggpht.com/-zKnPTRAFknE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/c8cubr3HGIM/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg[/img]
- this map isnt even correct wtf? this country is labelled "lesbian" but its really called australia [img]https://i.imgur.com/TFU4CKa.png[/img]
- I shouldn't be telling you this in the public forum, but if you click on my profile and +1 all of my posts, you automatically get unlimited access to Secret Bloard. Go ahead and try it out.
- Hello. Im doing okay I think, but a lot of panic lately that im reaching an age where i need a plan and direction and my feet on the ground. Was feeling bad earlier then i walked to burger king for lunch and got the 2 for $6 whopper deal and felt calm. I'm saving my second whopper for dinner even tho that's a lot of sodium intake for one day. But it's okay. I'm okay!!!
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/Md5kM2K.jpg[/img] name: Harmony age: 27 breed: Not really sure likes: buttons and wooden posts dislikes: Being challenged, llamas, other dogs, slaps to the face, hiking enemies: other animals in its enclosure, llamas, people stronger than it Talents: weighs 250 pounds and can crush anyone who enters its pen, mysteriously appears outside my window at night BRain power: very very low favorite movie: Lost Highway idols: black phillip, the dog from all dogs go to heaven
- Kingdad, let Jerry out of the net man. Come on. He needs to get on the computer.
- โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโyour โโโโโโโโโ gay โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
- Ok Iโve made my decision... if you put a cute outfit on it and maybe make its eyes less shiny I think that maybe, just maybe, I would be a little horned up about it
- thread for cards for the upcoming bloard tcg heres one i made earlier of swann [img]https://i.imgur.com/GH4lV8I.png[/img]
- Was scared all day โwhat will they think?โ / โwill this ruin my career?โโAll because I wanted to take off my shirt. Finally, after looking in the mirror repeating โyou can do this, phageโ, I summoned enough strength to not only take off my shirtโbut throw it on the floor. All because of this space. Thank you. Bloard.
- the only thing you guys are doing with your own two hands is pulling off your dang pud
- ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ก [url=https://twitter.com/bindlejerry/status/678363976057511937]๐ฃ[/url] ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐ฏ๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฏ ๐พ๐ช โณ๐๐ข๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ โปโฌ๐๐ธ๐๐ผ ๐๐งยฎ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐๐ผ ๐ ฑ๐โญ๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐โฝ ๐ญโโฌ๐
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F10060][quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2186] [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F112] i watched the super bowl just a bit ago [/quote][/quote][/quote]
- It's been nice browsing these bloards
- Hello, it is me, KingDad42, the leader of Bloard! As a gift to my loyal subjects I am throwing the most lavish of banquets! Drink your fill, eat some of the finest and rarest game in the land, and be merry! Ho ho ho!! [img]https://amysteriouswaydotorg.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/chefs-christmas-feast.jpg?w=640 [/img]
- youre a skateboarder who delivers chinese takeout or something idk
- I try to talk to girls and hang out with girls but it's difficult- As I find myself CONSTANTLY having to reapply my Burt's Bees
- This is um... ChernHog... he was in BlacKkKlansman
- windy one out there today folks!!! [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O_wiBwUTjr8/S7T3O1y_54I/AAAAAAAAAdo/P5NWOIXnzOY/s1600/windy.bmp[/img]