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- please donate to my patreon to help me out in these trying times. my tweets were my main source of income and i cant keep my luxurious tennessee lifestyle up with what i currently earn ๐jomny sun cant keep getting away with this
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence heโs hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] that's actually not my department. I'm on the Snickers beat these days. sounds fucked up though, so good luck with the kids or whatever
- is it any wonder the left has lost faith in the new york times? how fucking out of touch can you be with the needs of the working class? smh should have been bernie [img]https://i.imgur.com/lp3LPqO.png[/img]
- I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloardโฆ 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.
- ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ก [url=https://twitter.com/bindlejerry/status/678363976057511937]๐ฃ[/url] ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐ฏ๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฏ ๐พ๐ช โณ๐๐ข๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ โปโฌ๐๐ธ๐๐ผ ๐๐งยฎ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐๐ผ ๐ ฑ๐โญ๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐โฝ ๐ญโโฌ๐
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fyo-snoob-whats-up%2Fposts%2F5460] Nothing much you? [/quote] ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ fuckin CLASSIC snooby !! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
- lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym
- *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy
- ๐ธdecommissioned windsock ๐ธhazardous banister thats all i cant think of any more. what cool band names have you thought of?? ๐ leave them down there ๐๐๐
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- i joined bloardnr today, got matched with a bunch of ants, say they're coming to get me. what should i do?
- https://twitter.com/wowneat/status/518173734377906176
- bath room male. best post ever seen. jack awed. four / four star (best rate jack ever give). love boob lady, hate that wuss fuck elon musk. also, sexy cars, want cram dick into rear pipe oink foot.... mate.... y'all said word with less than four word part. yall said "cars" with last word part gone. hate tell this, oink feet band four days. post more care full next time.
- Hello. Im doing okay I think, but a lot of panic lately that im reaching an age where i need a plan and direction and my feet on the ground. Was feeling bad earlier then i walked to burger king for lunch and got the 2 for $6 whopper deal and felt calm. I'm saving my second whopper for dinner even tho that's a lot of sodium intake for one day. But it's okay. I'm okay!!!
- I win bithces . Better luck next time B-)
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloards-threads-to-avoid%2Fposts%2F5063] if you ever find yourself on [b]"Horny Bloard"[/b] immediately click the X at the top right corner of your browser. nothing good has ever come out of that place [/quote] Jealousy is a disease bitch
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F11983] [img]https://i.imgur.com/CIanwxf.png[/img] [/quote] ive got lawyers crawling on this shit like flies on half an apple!!
- *watching the bloard PD body cam live stream from HQ* fuck em up pigfoot
- jimmy neutron made a plant that eats women and that solves a lot of problems right there. pretty smart but anyone with a head that big would be just as smart even smarter? for this he is 70% genius.
- I knew the navel person could speak japanese the second they posted
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffamous-bloarders%2Fposts%2F5414] stephen hawking was a bloarder and thats what killed him [/quote] ya, why do you think he always had his little computer on him? he was bloarding.
- i liked the bit where the joker went down on a lady ๐๐ and then wehn he came up... his clown nose had come off ๐
- It's been nice browsing these bloards
