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- It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here: 1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site or 2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return. I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow. I type out my reply: "you mean like animal collective yes"
- i can see the tacos in my mind and they look good
- I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloardโฆ 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.
- 2016 me: Um.... okay?? we're just gonna let this guy go around posting whatever random sh*t cr*p he feels like. alrighty then! 2018 me: (fucking bitch burgers) damn.... swann was right
- taylor swift used to be on bloard she let us name her kitten "retarsd"
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- lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym
- I shouldn't be telling you this in the public forum, but if you click on my profile and +1 all of my posts, you automatically get unlimited access to Secret Bloard. Go ahead and try it out.
- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, canโt wait to start ๐ [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/Md5kM2K.jpg[/img] name: Harmony age: 27 breed: Not really sure likes: buttons and wooden posts dislikes: Being challenged, llamas, other dogs, slaps to the face, hiking enemies: other animals in its enclosure, llamas, people stronger than it Talents: weighs 250 pounds and can crush anyone who enters its pen, mysteriously appears outside my window at night BRain power: very very low favorite movie: Lost Highway idols: black phillip, the dog from all dogs go to heaven
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morningโฆbut maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."
- thread for cards for the upcoming bloard tcg heres one i made earlier of swann [img]https://i.imgur.com/GH4lV8I.png[/img]
- Kingdad, let Jerry out of the net man. Come on. He needs to get on the computer.
- i had sour cola gummy candy today and it was good. made me feel angry and strong
- โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโyour โโโโโโโโโ gay โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
- Was scared all day โwhat will they think?โ / โwill this ruin my career?โโAll because I wanted to take off my shirt. Finally, after looking in the mirror repeating โyou can do this, phageโ, I summoned enough strength to not only take off my shirtโbut throw it on the floor. All because of this space. Thank you. Bloard.
- the only thing you guys are doing with your own two hands is pulling off your dang pud
- Ok Iโve made my decision... if you put a cute outfit on it and maybe make its eyes less shiny I think that maybe, just maybe, I would be a little horned up about it
- *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy
- let's take a look at all the cool shit that happmister spigettiened on bloard in 2016* -i got tons of likes on a post. i'm currently at the top. no big deal. check it out though. -lihan still can't pronounce "memes" properly. probably shouldn't be poking fun at this -my dick fell off -snowman's avatar stopped spinning -some dude with either the number 69 or 420 in his name swept in with a high-plus one post and never posted anything else. wtf -wowneat doled out a number of devastating slams -miscellaneous fails -a handful of epick winns -my dick rolled down the steps & outside into the driveway -bug deal got a heater, and warmed our hearts, with games -derek got shot in the head and then bought a shirt -g0m had a massive meltdown and is now solely into capital letters -jessica joined bloard -the bloard stimulus package was successful -king dad stole kathryn's goat -swann left (??) -a stray dog found my dick and took it to the dog hideout. they now use it like the kids use the conch in lord of the flies to delegate speaking privilege
- fuck, some body here reek like shit moog will only post this once: hold your poop. find rest room, THEN post some four-made words. cant find some loos? bush will work just fine. just dont shit near here. else moog will drop shit down your oven
- hope y'all feel well. ever feel like crap? just rest -- know your good time will come soon.
- i would be employed by the king to invent bloard
- i went on a walk at the rec center with my mom and i talked to her about sun kil moon
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F10060][quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2186] [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F112] i watched the super bowl just a bit ago [/quote][/quote][/quote]
- windy one out there today folks!!! [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O_wiBwUTjr8/S7T3O1y_54I/AAAAAAAAAdo/P5NWOIXnzOY/s1600/windy.bmp[/img]
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-places-to-do-bloarding%2Fposts%2F8016] "i like to bloard from the 'world 1-2 warp zone' what video game character am i?" [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/d/df/Mario_Silhouette.svg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/331?cb=20160908004746&path-prefix=en[/img] [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ZEvpIcC.png[/img]
- 1. can log on to bloard dot com 2. can receive as many as one (1) upbloards 3. have been known to get most of the pee in the toilet
- ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ก [url=https://twitter.com/bindlejerry/status/678363976057511937]๐ฃ[/url] ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐ฏ๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฏ ๐พ๐ช โณ๐๐ข๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ โปโฌ๐๐ธ๐๐ผ ๐๐งยฎ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐๐ผ ๐ ฑ๐โญ๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐โฝ ๐ญโโฌ๐