bath room male. best post ever seen. jack awed. four / four star (best rate jack ever give). love boob lady, hate that wuss fuck elon musk. also, sexy cars, want cram dick into rear pipe oink foot.... mate.... y'all said word with less than four word part. yall said "cars" with last word part gone. hate tell this, oink feet band four days. post more care full next time.

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you can silance me but thousands of us know the thruth

https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/why-do-i-make-really-bad-posts-a-self-healp-thread

Enormous cleavage. Continue touching yourself

Normies: it’s thursday, can’t wait for friday night! Me, bird brain (magpies are very smart btw): it’s friday jr, can’t wait for saturday night bloard

please donate to my patreon to help me out in these trying times. my tweets were my main source of income and i cant keep my luxurious tennessee lifestyle up with what i currently earn 😞jomny sun cant keep getting away with this

would they like this amended version? [img]https://i.imgur.com/Mb4KkHY.png[/img]

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it's called "shartreuse" and it was picked because it looks like peepee poopoo diarrhea lolololololo edit: wrong account

3 days old... no +1s... a classic Bloard Fail!!! LMFAO, anyhow, you'll pick it up quick pal :)[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FBabytalk%2Ftopics%2Fhey-guys-new-on-bloard%2Fposts%2F5991] Here's a tip for new bloarders and veteran bloarders alike: +1 my posts only [/quote]

It's been nice browsing these bloards

https://twitter.com/wowneat/status/518173734377906176

I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloard… 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.

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Ah shoot!

ANT N🐜N TNA

this is gonna go viral

ants in me pants make me belly button dance

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*walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy

lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym

skump pump

Humphrey Bogart and the African Queens

you're all my autism buds

My Other Car Is A Gun

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[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F11983] [img]https://i.imgur.com/CIanwxf.png[/img] [/quote] ive got lawyers crawling on this shit like flies on half an apple!!

jimmy neutron made a plant that eats women and that solves a lot of problems right there. pretty smart but anyone with a head that big would be just as smart even smarter? for this he is 70% genius.

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i liked the bit where the joker went down on a lady 😏😌 and then wehn he came up... his clown nose had come off 😁

*watching the bloard PD body cam live stream from HQ* fuck em up pigfoot

i would be employed by the king to invent bloard

I got cumby

bloard

Hole up What da fuk

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