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- Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.
- I'm so sorry that jamie song got you guys banned, it's an outrage
- I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved
- [quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-m-having-alcohol-and-looking-at-bloard%2Fposts%2F6309] orange juice and ice........ we discussed this derek [/quote] come one man, it’s to counteract the room temperature contreau and vodka. the oranged juice can’t compensate without a little help from his friends the iced cubes.
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12120] I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty [/quote] my mammal brain is bouncing off the inner walls of my skull because blandkidneystone just posted!
- looks like kob is up to his old tricks
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11500] we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020. [/quote] this is bullshit you wont get away with this
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-my-bloards-gotten-any-traffic%2Fposts%2F11595] i've been in there spraying rats with the garden hose every ones in a while but they just keep comin back [/quote] im da rats baby ha heee 🧀🧀🧀🐀🐀🐀
- *rocks in chair, crickets chirp* aye that it do be a somewhat empty swamp indeed. storms a comin feel it in me bones *adjusts stetson*
- i wear my business shoes so people know i mean weightlifting. (no, shit, wait a minute...) i wear my weightlifting shoes so people know i mean business. (that's right...)
- i've done it and i'm not proud, but i have to admit to my sins. many pick men have died under my command and only i am to blame for the end of their lives.
- Prroof were Friends[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnouveau-bloard%2Fposts%2F5814] thank you my friends jerry and derek [/quote]
- ive been making egg mcmuffins every day for the past week and they slap fuckin ass every time, here's the run down if you wanna try english muffin (some might call it a bruffin) toasted lightly, chipotle aioli spread not too much or you gonna die HAM (ham), fried in pan throw some swiss cheese on and fold it in half w/ some baby spinach leaf cuz you cant spend 5 hour a day crank hog without sufficient nutrients i aint above microwaving an egg in a cup. if thats what you gotta do, thats what you gotta do. but if you can make a perfectly round fried egg in a pan you're on some ramsey shit way past my level. now push everything off of the counters and eat it off the floor like a dog and we're basically living identical lifestyles
- Snooby: The court finds that was kind of mean and that you should chill out In the case of scout v kingdad the court rules ruckus granted in the case of dick chappy the court rules jerry needs to reissue boons to both the honorable judge raymondmoist and then do whatever jerry wants to dick chappy
- its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum
- Don’t do it mods, or I’ll kick you’re ass!!!!
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6107] listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1?? [/quote] badass detective work! i’m user 6
- all chimps are chumps, all the other great apes (orangutans, gorillas) are the real champs
- ate like shit today. can't wait for leg day tomorrow so i fall asleep on the way home from overexertion after carb overload in the car and crash into a ditch and my parents donate my bloard account to starving children in the bronx.
- I had a pizza and the lady had a salad... you fellas know how it goes.,,
- *creeping through abandoned halls, you see this bloard is long abandoned. cobwebs line the corners. boarded up remnants of ancient posts decay and crumble at your gentle touching. no bloarder has been here in centuries, not since the bloarding accident of 1608*
- This is a spot to talk about and recommend books. Myself, I have never read a book, and welcome your suggestions. A problem I should first mention is that I cannot actually read. Whatever book you recommend for me should be rather basic. You might wonder how I am writing this, and I will tell you that it is by dint of happy accident alone. I was trepanning my friend Karl (long story) when the drill bit flew off and became impaled in my brain. Before this, I could not even write my own stupid ass hole name. Nor could I speak. I'm doing better now, thank you. So for me, please keep your suggestions simple. For yourselves, recommend and discuss whatever you like.
- Im pleased to announce that I am starting a gofumdme to get OP a cane. Further details will follow.
- The rule around here is that if you want Kingdad42 to respect you you have to kick his ass. It's a rite of paaaage we've all had to complete except for yoshifanatic, who couldn't do it because he has flippers for limbs. His mom took the medicine that gives you mutations when she was pregnant with him so he's shaped like a dolphin.
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10518] sorry officer didnt realise 😳 thatll be $13 for the snickers with the emergency services discount [/quote] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community.
- It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch
