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- King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12120] I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty [/quote] my mammal brain is bouncing off the inner walls of my skull because blandkidneystone just posted!
- i wear my business shoes so people know i mean weightlifting. (no, shit, wait a minute...) i wear my weightlifting shoes so people know i mean business. (that's right...)
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- i come from a long lineage of ant slayers my moms name is diane DIE ANT it is in my blood to kill
- I was makin out with this pretty hot girl, maybe African American, and just "read" in freuds dream lectures I listened to on my walk back from the central library (6miles at least) where I got Deleuzes book "Foucault", Foucault, the order of things, think fast and slow a book about the psychology of economics, a book about economics written by a psychologist and did you know Adam Smith who wrote Wealth of Nations was a Scot professor of moral philosophy and good friends with Hume?, but in the freud book he speaks about 4 characteristics of dream, condensation distortion allusion and symbolism, so in condensation one thing can represent a few things, so then the chick I was making out with I think represented 2 chicks, but then guess who was in the dream? the ex-lady, (in almost all my dreams) she was in it and we were having a good time, then she had to leave, but said she was going to leave her body there and I was like Yes! I didn't even know that was possible and her body was a wild woman with a fairly different personality and we had the best time of my life. Just read in Proust about german literature and the varieties of onanism, then in the freud lectures on dreams he says onanism! like never!! then one day after the next?
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- im strong physically and emotionally very weak spiritually psychically brittle philosophically sheer 100% real
- I did and saw a picture of you, crazy how scientists haven't discovered that animal yet.
- ants are alright but i would rather not have them inside my living space. there okay outside
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjV5jf5Nx4k[/youtube]
- *creeping through abandoned halls, you see this bloard is long abandoned. cobwebs line the corners. boarded up remnants of ancient posts decay and crumble at your gentle touching. no bloarder has been here in centuries, not since the bloarding accident of 1608*
- posting this so that if and when things get rough and tough i know that they can also be blessed and beautiful and amazing. thanky ou 😬😬😬😬😬😬 “Where is it I've read that someone condemned to death says or thinks, an hour before his death, that if he had to live on some high rock, on such a narrow ledge that he'd only room to stand, and the ocean, everlasting darkness, everlasting solitude, everlasting tempest around him, if he had to remain standing on a square yard of space all his life, a thousand years, eternity, it were better to live so than to die at once. Only to live, to live and live! Life, whatever it may be!”
- to derek: happy mothafuckin birthday to everyone else: it dereks birthday today so bring your gifts to this threaf here you're go derek i got you this clump of seaweed [img]https://www.integrativenutrition.com/sites/default/files//styles/blog_-_headshot_body_image/public/amazon/shutterstock_279344777_0.jpg?itok=6zPrpnqT[/img]
- some say Mark Zuckberg stole the idea of Facebook from Bloard Beta
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- hortny for the concept of horniness, and, naught else
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- ive been making egg mcmuffins every day for the past week and they slap fuckin ass every time, here's the run down if you wanna try english muffin (some might call it a bruffin) toasted lightly, chipotle aioli spread not too much or you gonna die HAM (ham), fried in pan throw some swiss cheese on and fold it in half w/ some baby spinach leaf cuz you cant spend 5 hour a day crank hog without sufficient nutrients i aint above microwaving an egg in a cup. if thats what you gotta do, thats what you gotta do. but if you can make a perfectly round fried egg in a pan you're on some ramsey shit way past my level. now push everything off of the counters and eat it off the floor like a dog and we're basically living identical lifestyles
- yea..i heard of bloard. died back in 2014, ddosed by russian spambots
- i've been up all night thinking of the joke i made earlier in this thread. i just couldn't get to sleep due to all of the anxiety and depression that it caused me. anyways... i've decided that i should have written this instead: A: with a meowstercard i think this joke fits a little better with the idea of it being written on a popsicle stick. peace.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]™ [/quote] lmbo
- Yeah sure man, I'll just move to the left here. No problem. No problem at all. *Whips a beanbag at the ceiling, shattering the mirrored surface* I'm outta here. Don't fuck wITH CHERNIP'S HARDWARE STORE. IT'S MBY BREAD AND BUTTER!!
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3948] ant man here [/quote] careful erik
- Snooby: The court finds that was kind of mean and that you should chill out In the case of scout v kingdad the court rules ruckus granted in the case of dick chappy the court rules jerry needs to reissue boons to both the honorable judge raymondmoist and then do whatever jerry wants to dick chappy
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- i got too high today and went to take a #2 and was scared i would forget how to get off the toilet
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10928] Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊 [/quote] BRO! I WAS GONNA REVEAL IT ONCE YALL POSTED 100 SECRETS!