[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fscroteposting%2Fposts%2F12624]
Yall wanna see mine
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bust out the catbrain my dude
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- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10957] I got the diabeetus [/quote] erik i i dont condone bragging. [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10963] My dick fucking STINKS [/quote] hmm derek this is one seriously stinky dick. please dispose of it in the receptacle behind the building. afterward you may feel free to browse for a replacement model in the dick gallery upstairs, im sure you know the way there by now
- hmmm, looks like we've found the ideal target for you then chernip - Jerry. start ripping into jerry
- now that the dust has settled i feel safe saying, Yeah. Yeah I’m Thinkin’ I Want To Fuck That Bear.
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended
- I’m in a special relationship with my teacher, sadayo kawakami. ☺️
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3948] ant man here [/quote] careful erik
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- great memory derek (ignore the troll above me) i recall playing CTR (that's crash team racing) on ps1 as a kid and trying to get a platinum relic on crash cove. i collected all the time boxes and was just short of the platinum relic qualifying time. dismayed, i hung my head. but little did i know you get a time deduction bonus for getting all the boxes. this deduction pushed me into platinum range. i hi-fived a nearby friend real hard
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-ok-thread%2Fposts%2F11647] ok [/quote] ok
- I'm officially declaring a war on book_bloard. Anyone who wants to be on my side sound off, and anyone who wants to be on book_bloard's side sound off. The name of my team will be "Anti-Book-Bloard".
- nice irony you got there.... it would be a shame if i were to— *cop starts breakdancing*
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- anyone going to play the new mario tennis on switch, they are including Blooper as an unlockabale character this time around
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]™ [/quote] lmbo
- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10449] Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓 [/quote] yo, what the fuck
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10928] Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊 [/quote] BRO! I WAS GONNA REVEAL IT ONCE YALL POSTED 100 SECRETS!
- Yo you guys playing some avant-jazz rock in here? Crank it baby yeah!
- if you post your pw in bloard it'll automatically get filtered: ********
- [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5812] 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God. [/quote] i just imagined god 2
- i feel like i am spending too much time on the, "bloard" and it's making me do badder i,m taking a brakee
- cried into my broccoli today, new soup just dropped 💯
- driving nails through my scrotum with a roofing hammer because it's saturday night baybee
- I am going on a road trip thru the southwest next month and I'm excited for it :) I need to buy some new shorts however