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- *opening my stocking* what's this? my own dick and balls? wow, how thoughtful!!
- i fight my way out of the scenario, relying on my iron will, my razor sharp wits and my devsatating kick attack.
- Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm
- a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year 😨
- i did that thing on bloard again, the thing the voices tell me to (post)
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- i forgot to take the chicken breast out of the freezer now it wont be thawed in time for dinner
- my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally
- Saturday night bloard party folks....let's get sloshed and gather on da couch to watch the president of bloardville get elected on tv
- 15 posts in this shitty thread and i still dont know what a himalayan is
- *smoking cig while leaning on a wall in my leather jacket facing the other direction, and turning towards you and lowering my sunglasses* you wanna know how to post on Bloard, huh? you don't wanna know how to post on Bloard, kid. It's too much for you to handle.
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
- what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt
- i got bloard hooked up to my veins and i'm wheeling a little IV cart of it around my house
- *slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo
- chowderhead dipstick fuck knuckle peckerface douche nozzle
- Shrub knows just where to deposit such... Materials....... >:)
- [quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Ffuck-derekloserbeam%2Fposts%2F7625] title [/quote] oh my word
- what does it say. im not a old school bloarder so it wont show me
- you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin
- [quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F3616] id say other [/quote] nice name + post combo
- The court finds this unacceptable and orders Jerry to issue Judge RaymondMoist a new years boon.
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
