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  • kingdad42
    Hello, it is me, KingDad42, the leader of Bloard! As a gift to my loyal subjects I am throwing the most lavish of banquets! Drink your fill, eat some of the finest and rarest game in the land, and be merry! Ho ho ho!! [img]https://amysteriouswaydotorg.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/chefs-christmas-feast.jpg?w=640 [/img]
    2019-09-11T02:50:25Z
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  • moog
    oh bowy thanks kingdad! it's too bad im on this bone broth and chicken skin diet. ah, well, i guess a little bit wornt hurt!!
    2019-09-11T14:07:34Z
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  • moog
    hhuwha..... wwwhat did yyou p- put in this food kd... i. ffffeel.....
    2019-09-12T01:59:46Z
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  • kingdad42
    Where is everyone? Eat up!
    2019-09-13T09:09:14Z
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  • littleerik
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/0fjTfF5.jpg[/img]
    2019-09-13T18:05:42Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    I passed out and then was taken to the dungeons to be tortured within an inch of my life and then forced to drink an amnesiac potion so I would forget my pain and the whole process was repeated until I was an inch from death. and I gotta say, kingdad's administration totally rules!
    2019-09-14T00:38:46Z
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  • kingdad42
    [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-beutelberry-feast%2Fposts%2F11546] I passed out and then was taken to the dungeons to be tortured within an inch of my life and then forced to drink an amnesiac potion so I would forget my pain and the whole process was repeated until I was an inch from death. and I gotta say, kingdad's administration totally rules! [/quote] These are lies.
    2019-09-14T08:47:23Z
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  • hillips
    not that i need to tell you this, but dont eat anything kingdad offers you. predictably, it'll be some evil fairy tale trick and you'll fall into a thousand year slumber, or get botulism or something like that. the only way to get him to leave you alone is to close your eyes and repeat three times "i don't believe in pumpkin-headed pubic hair golems" and then he'll shrivel up and die
    2019-09-14T14:20:58Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    im looking at some of the stuff kd served up and i really dont think you guys should be eating this meal.. [img]https://i.imgur.com/6WLgae0.png[/img]
    2019-09-14T19:36:54Z
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  • kingdad42
    Ha ha, don't listen to those guys! Eat up! I made a great feast for my beloved Bloarders! Edit: BAH, you fools! It is too late! I am ascending! Eat... or perish! [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbleTimelyIvorygull-size_restricted.gif[/img]
    2019-09-15T07:49:22Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I’m eading and happy go smileing
    2019-09-15T15:48:13Z
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  • kingdad42
    Time to eat, everyone! *ringing dinner bell*
    2019-10-28T00:19:06Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    Wow, this thread is NOT going over well for king dad! I'll come feast with you, if only out of pity
    2019-10-28T18:35:46Z
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