[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4361]
ants crawled up my butt and their in my brain now
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i've always said this guy must be thinking with his ass!!!!!!!
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- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloarder-of-the-month%2Fposts%2F6784] congrats slow learner on becoming the new bloarder of the month [img]https://i.imgur.com/oySPuQx.png[/img] [/quote] thank you so much holy shit this was THREE YEARS AGO and i'm just finding out about it NOW
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6118] I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships 😕😕 [/quote] is the conspiracy that you have friends 😂👏
- The French don't give a hoot about drunk driving. I've noticed this because I'm in France
- anal jousting event postponed due to inclement weather. what a pain in the ass.
- got my nipple bit off in a bar in dusseldorf a couple years ago. through my damn sweater too. she latched on and i was swinging her from side to side like a dog playing with a sock. we just got married in august
- Narrow urethra haver here, my pisses last on average 5 seconds and sound like a hydraulic needle puncturing glass
- if you write a poem everyone winds up thinking you suck dick. smdh at this life lesson i learned the hard way.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-did-this-myself-with-my-own-two-hands%2Fposts%2F9968] Phage's __💩______posts__ ^ [/quote] Cmon man, don’t doo doo me like that
- While I hope that SOB pigfoot goes out of business I think Hillips has a point here
- very much feel like this post will have good vibe. that it'll make this four deal work more. Note, Erik says this; obey. Also post here.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- Hello, Currently I'm Unironically reading [i]Infinite Jest[1][/i]. I'm about 70 pages in (including its infamous footnotes) [Kindle version - I"m not carrying around a fucking thousand page book. Actually I'm reading it on my ipad[2], it's super useful because i can also carry all of my music on it and my teaching materials as well, so that i can just pull up whatever i feel like working on with a student wherever i am and print it out so they can have a copy without forcing them to buy a book or needing to remember to print out a bunch of shit 20 minutes before a lesson and end up getting there to the studio late and then i'm scramblin' to teach them some new BS before the next student shows up and i have to cut their time short as well-- you have to be on time with these soccer moms and shit. So anyway I'm reading the footnote compliation of the Incandenza father's filmography (James iirc - my ipad is charging and i don't feel like looking at it rn). I had to put it down because I had to pee, and decided that a pee break was a good time to start a thread about books and workouts. But anyway yeah really good book. I used to hate reading. I think that's turning around. Short blurb - also been listening to Nietzsche on Audible, currently plodding through The Gay Science. It's alright. If you've read/listened to it i don't really need to talk about it. I like the narrorator's voice. (The guy who narrated Kierkegaard's [i]The Concept of Anxiety[/i] sucked ass, couldn't finish listening to it) Current workout reoutine: I'm on a full week rotation rn: Arms, core, legs, Arms, core, legs, Rest day. Repeat. I will switch it up occasionally and I try to vary my actual exercises. For example I won't do leg press 3 leg day's in a row, i'll instead vary whatever I'm doing. It keeps it interesting. For example this week I'm trying farm carries for the first time instead of shoulder shrugs, but will also work on my grip strength, (which is already rock solid as i'm an upright bass player). It's kind of hard because my local Planet Fitness gets chock full of highschool students bumbling around because it's down the street from the local HS, and for some reason they're still there 3 hours later at 530 when i come after work. Like wtf kids don't you have homework? get lost. Honestly though I have no idea what i'm doing haha. But i'm not as disgusting as I was a year ago. Feel me? I skipped today however, Sunday is normally my rest day but I think i'm going to do a combined core-leg day because i've been eating a lot this week. I'm not on any specific diet, no protein shakes, no BCAAs etc etc. No creatine. Honestly this is just more about being in shape in general, not bulking or building, yeah? ANy suggestions about workout routines? What books are you reading (or listening via your Amazon®️ Audible™ app)? [1]Infinite Jest Paperback – November 13, 2006 by David Foster Wallace (Author) 3.9 out of 5 stars 1,250 customer reviews Paperback: 1079 pages <- I have the kindle version, don't know how accurate this is Publisher: Back Bay Books; Anniversary edition (November 13, 2006) Language: English ISBN-10: 0316066524 ISBN-13: 978-0316066525 [2] a family memeber gave me their 7-year old ipad for christmas. still works damn well. battery don't last too long tho.
- Here's my story of having alcohol and looking at bloard. Well first I decided to have a couple of beersbecause I'd rather have some alcohol than not have some (I'm a university student and starting a summer job in June) and I was looking at twitter and playing Battlezone: Combat Commander and then I decided to look at Bloard, which jsutified my decision to have a third beer. So now I'm having my third beer and looking at bloard just as I mentioned on twitter (follow me @interjosh1 for more quality content) also I'm distancing myself from Horny bloard. Sorry
- KD might be the President but I’m the Queen of Horny Bloard and I would *die* for that filthy hellhole
- i just farted and it smells so bad haha
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11500] we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020. [/quote] this is bullshit you wont get away with this
- I've been using the blaord app that haunted shrub made. been using it on the bus, in the mall, in the bedroom😏 and at the workplace
- i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜
- reading this and getting all worked up about thighs
- thought of this this morning when someone tried to talk to me in the middle of my morning routine: "don't talk to me unless i've had my coffee, 4 beers, 2 shots of whiskey, and then brushed my teeth"
- w/c: 70kg (or 155lbs) favorite exercise: i love to do weighted rows, it's fun and everyone can do them favorite oly lift: the one where you and a bunch of other naked greek and turkish dudes oil up and wrestle for dominance favorite lifters: ThreePlate Bigbench favorite rep scheme: I usually do 5 sets of 8 reps. favorite accessory exercise: gotta go with pull ups, since all i have is a bar at home atg or hookgrip: hook i guess diet: i eat anything i can get my hands on. pies, grains, veggies, fruit. not eating as much fruit and veggies as i should though. mostly eggs and brown rice and some sort of meat, all washed down with a nice glass of milk. i had sushi the other day though
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7291] bloard 3...? [/quote] what the fuck, man, no
- I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url]