bloard 3...?
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- Welcome to Bloard. It's a very inviting community, and I'm sure you will do well here. Be wary though, as some of the clowns from clown college escaped and now post here, and will try to initiate you into their fucked up circus act they call posts. Be stern, and don't fall for their shit. But most importantly, have fun. ☺☺
- when I see ants I'm like motherfucker get the hell out of here before I kick you in your postpetiole
- a new shiny bloard ..with all your favourite posts's, but chrome-y and phosphorescent+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++☺👓💬😵😻😻😻😻🙉🙉🙉🙉 PLUS: --movie theatre sidewbar for Twitch-style live-posting --comments section on every post --automatic Paypal donation service where each +1 == ¥100 **JUST SUM THOUGHGUHTGS** yours truly forever and ever, -jad
- It's heavily inferred that he's batting for team titty. There's is in fact a chapter of the manga where Garfield expresses his deep desire to go to hooters. needless to say jon is hesitant because he's a cat. I wanna know what makes that motherf*cker Nermal tick
- i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today
- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- women should only be allowed to wear hats if they say WHORE in bright red showcard gothic font. guess i'm old fashioned that way.
- ok been thinking of this one for a couple days now but it feels like somethings missing: [quote]me (trying not to cum) (gay): "uhhhn im gonna bust" me (trying not to cum) (straight): "uhhhn im gonna bust" maybe we aren't as different we think[/quote]
- Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- we’ve got 5 year old hatchets we’ve never sold across the street, just sayin😏
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok
- Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fquarantine-workouts%2Fposts%2F12566] i pick up and put down orga's mom 50 times a day [/quote] :O
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- f*ck is more offensive than fuck because the * kinda looks like a tiny little asshole, something that's widely regarded as rude to see.
- warning to all ragers in this thread: joy cons are not as structurally sound as gamecube controllers
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!