i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today
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- weโve got 5 year old hatchets weโve never sold across the street, just sayin๐
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- UPDATE: MY WIFE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON BLOARD. SHE GOES UNDER THE USERNAME: "kingdad42" PLEASE ADVISE
- early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)
- bomb born bold bogs bork boon boak bozo bonk bony boxy bods bowl bows bore body boat bong boot bond book boos boil boff bone bops bolo boss boas both bout bool bode boar boob bots boom bolt bosh boys
- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F4218] [img]https://i.imgur.com/1n5wMeQ.jpg[/img] hey bloardman's gf here, this is me. btw you guys look cool hehe ๐ [/quote] helloooooooooooooooooooooo sweentie. what's your glasses prescription. you look blind as a motherfuocking bat my dank ass bich
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7602] dicklips [/quote] jessus christ
- when I see ants I'm like motherfucker get the hell out of here before I kick you in your postpetiole
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- an eye for an eye makes the whole world bloard
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok
- [quote=dude;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F5192] writing my 1st post any suggestions [/quote] ya nailed it
- i dreamed that i absolutely rekt someone on youtube comment section... he said something about my political views and then i told him '' drink bleach kid, kys' and on youtube i got so many thumbs up and eventually i woke up ๐ฐ
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fconfessional-thread%2Fposts%2F7528] went a long time without bloarding [/quote] led zeppelin voice: been a long time since i posted on bloard!!!
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