i do 100 reps of five weight units for all categories of muscle (top muscle, central muscle, peripheral muscle, lower muscle) and i am jacked

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fidea-to-gain-muscle-fast%2Fposts%2F13735] could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle" [/quote] who could prove otherwise (assume we kill all doctors and destroy every biology textbook in this scenario)

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

y'all ever see some shit and go "nah, nuh-uh. not today" and strut away like a B*SS?? me to

Everyone please answer the following questions as an experiment of science: Does your urine smell especially pungent and funky after you eat asparagus, or does it have a normal piss smell? Does goat cheese taste mild and smooth, or does it taste like dirt and hair? Does cilantro taste like soap, or does it taste like a bland garnish leaf? Thanks in advance for your kind cooperation!

happy bloated bicycle day

club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol

as a rule i do not eat any food that can produce crumbs

heh heh! just playin with ya joop. great thread [img]http://i.imgur.com/i6AYLCw.png[/img]

we cuould kidnap people, bring them to a isolated farm and lock them in a room with computers and force them to make a bloard account. they have to make funny posts at least every waking hour or they get an electric shock or we starve them or something. not saying we should do it but its just an idea im flying up the flag pole.

Being horny is going to save bloard. Just give it some time i swear it will work

There's 10 types of people in this world 01. gents 10. people who don't understand binary ***WORK IN PROGRES*** EDIT 12/5/2016, 4:50 ET

my depression is here again, but I'm more equipped to deal with it, and I have slightly more stability in my life. still don't love waking up or doing anything though

This is so wacky lol

their is no image asshat

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10425] hey sir I am looking for some metal screens for a project I am working on. I'd also like some candy bars if you have any.. I'm thinking like those snickers ones with peanut butter? do you know the kind I mean? [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/evBN4Di.jpg[/img] thats $15 please

Praisby

playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and homiciding the Pope with my stealth blade

i hope you feel happy soon wowneat

[youtube]https://youtu.be/nV-cIusyaWk[/youtube]

New York California Alaska Hawaii North Carolina South Carolina Iowa Vermont North Dakota South Dakota Minnesota Delaware <-- always forget if this is a state or a city or what Florida Maine New Hampshire Ohio Oklahoma Colorado Texas Missouri Missipissi Massechusets (sp) Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin Tennessee Washington Arizona Louisiana Alabama Nebraska Nevada (???) Idaho Utah Kansas Arkansas Illinois New Mexico Kentucky Albequeque <--- this is the place from breaking bad. might actually be a city Long Island?????? bored of this now. lets see how i did EDIT: fuck i didnt mean to post this in gbs. wish you could delete threads on this website

new flail thread more like old fail thread. actually not true this thread is winwtf am i saying

what a bag

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fthe-i-need-a-nap-thread%2Fposts%2F7062] you were a good poster you should come back. [/quote] no one has ever said this about me, and no one ever wanted to see my posts again, but.................... i'm back baby

☺️ makes me feel warm and fuzzy

went to the gym and got some muscles. might do it again some time

🗣 shoes

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5909] only IQ sub-50 will get number 7. im sorry [/quote] For fucks sake 😔😔

I'm at a wedding way the hell out of town. I know four people here. The guy getting married is my friend but he dropped off the face of the earth when he started dating the woman he's marrying in a couple of hours. This is a weird scene and it makes me uncomfortable.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhas-anyone-escaped%2Fposts%2F13608] i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!! [/quote] its not a machine its just a giant fuckin toilet lmao

😏 Hello everyone *i give everyone a long huge* ☺️

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turd-based combat

hi🤚😳

-1 for admitting not caring about bloard for "weeks."

slow learners ass was fucking set up

F U C K

take this new super hip test that will determine which of bloarder you are alike 1. hot dogg or hamburer 2. do you like 3. _____ is my favorite meme 4.. i am or amn't an ant (important) 5. do you post garbage suckass memes on twiter that no on e will ever like 6. how much can you squat without poppin a ball 7. are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party of the united states

i want to type a lot of stuff, but it feels very masturbatory. hope all you bloardies are hangin in there.

why did bloard2 (birdsite) ban my man