[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

the steve kind that’s what kind! fuck steve. fuck you steve! i’m gonna burn your party down bitch!

oh yeah i'm having soup *takes a big diarrhea in the toilet bowl while my asshole makes a nasty whistling noise* dinner is served bitch

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Tonight starts my 2 week break and it feels like saturday a lot so im posting ni the saturday night bloard thread

not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says “BEWARE BLOARDER AT WORK”

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F1630] it seems to be, that this is the state of affairs. everyone itt has a tiny head [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSPmCli.jpg[/img] [/quote] truuuueee

F U C K

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F5543] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fk47OAJDws[/youtube] rock in opposition baby!!! (doesn't know what it's in opposition to) [/quote] being straight lol

As your inaugural Bloard President I would immediately abdicate my rule and declare Claire my sole inheritor.

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[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fc66e2a01-596a-4c4b-8ce1-eef8c81e8f00%2Fposts%2F12167] 🙂👍 [/quote] 🙂👆

Hey jord. If your reading this good luck on learning your bass

haha, joop, you're a funny one! to answer your question, yes i drew the homer. your scepticism is flattering!!!! 😁😁😁😁

"my small dick is broken"

why did bloard2 (birdsite) ban my man

Hahahahahahahaha! Real funny king dad!!!!!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F13380] I'm still president. [/quote] dcongrats!! when are you due, lol.

bonar lol. boi-oi-oi-oing

Welcome to bloard ☺️

erik, my bloarder, can't you see that our struggle is for you as well?

it's in post. my editor is trying to airbrush out some of the glare

-French toast -grandmother's biscuits

i look at the camera. the crowd laughs, the credits roll. the terrifying charade is over. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9qkyjwG.png[/img]

*brings my honda lawnmower in* yes hello there. I would like my honda lawnmower serviced please. Can you change the oil, sharpen the blades and replace the spark plugs? Also I need some more line for my stihl string trimmer please.

feel good, moog. feel okay. alls well that ends well

I'm going to try to read Candide once I'm done with my finals

Ok for real though... what is the best anime of all/ever time?? I think the best anime is Pokemon Indigo League, but that's just my opinion. I also like Bikini Warriors but that's less consistently good... I only pay attention when the ""plot"" is on screen... lol!

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fdog_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fdog-bloard%2Fposts%2F3231] let's see those dog dicks [/quote] No

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F6510] smart move, if you're a fucking beta soyboy incel 👈👈👈😂😂😂😂hitler [/quote] so for how long have you been eating soy and not working out

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"There are no pumpkins at the pumpkin patch, don't bring your pumpkins to the pumpkin patch" -The pumpkin patch creed "No pumpkins allowed at the pumpkin patch" -The pumpkin patch motto

a pity upvote for your thread.

[quote=steelworker;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F13541] Your days are numbered [/quote] There is no room for friendly jest at the horny olympics.

its popping off and i have been advised to no longer post pictures of it or talk about it on the internet

Shave some armpit hair and the beard of the goat and put it in a cauldron. Then, mix it together with the sweat of a horned pleasure-hog. After that begins to boil add in some paprika, some chives, and some ginger and let it sit for 20 minutes. What you will get is an amazing potion, full of secret delights..

POOPY!!!!!!!!!!

i eat a pack of hot dogs and sit in the dark listeining to the soft humm of the microwave. every year for the past 6 years. and i dont hate it any more like i used to. thats because i dont expect for get invited to stuff any more and i found some section of carpet and it makes the floor a lot better to sit on

Cube mom

do you guys have that that you have bad experiences with some people and they dissapear out of your life but even years after you still remember them and think bitter about them? wish i could forget some stuff so i wouldnt have to feel bad