Welcome to the Grand Opening of Club Bloard!! Open 24/7. DJ Biscotti is on the turntables 🎶 DRINK SPECIALS: Half off Bloardtinis 🍸 and free shirley temples (extra cherries!! 🍒) EVERY NIGHT. Come on in to Club Bloard TODAY!
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fclub-bloard%2Fposts%2F10573] club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol [/quote] please, i am trying to leave my past behind.