POOPY!!!!!!!!!!
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- do you guys have that that you have bad experiences with some people and they dissapear out of your life but even years after you still remember them and think bitter about them? wish i could forget some stuff so i wouldnt have to feel bad
- [quote=steelworker;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13486] Like ants are so good at communication, I bet the concept of ghosting doesn't even exist to them. They probably wouldn't even understand it. I bet ants have the healthiest friendships and they always have fun on their vacations. It's inspirational really. We should all be more like ants [/quote] I will take your advice and be more like an ant in the future, thank you steelworker!
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbVj_VC8EI[/youtube]
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10423] yall gotany jobs [/quote] yes we need a guy to spin the sign around, its a big arrow with "famous traveling hardware store, known in 30 states and approved by the FDA, we sell hammers, tools and saws. next left turn" written on it. we expect you to be able to spin this sign with incredible speed and dexterity
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTMyr9x6ZPU[/youtube]
- warm holiday wishes to all y'alll motherfuckers (pretty sure none of you are ants is why I wish everyone warm holiday wishes in here)
- [img]https://im.indiatimes.in/media/content/itimes/blog/2014/Oct/15/1413374597-how-to-deal-with-an-angry-boss.jpg[/img] back to work you fucking scum!!!!!!!!!
- [quote=dude;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5269] well there's the ant! ^ [/quote] toldya they;d be back
- most of alvvays' music occupies that space between incredibly boring and flat out unlistenable but im a sucker for songs that sound like someone is being kevin shields for halloween
- i read (didnt actually read but i was assigned) a book called submission by houellebecq who is one horny fuckin guy. (crossposting to horny bloard)
- my resolution was to learn Mandarin, but after mistakenly changing my phone to Korean in a drunken stupor around 10:30pm on Dec. 31, 2017, and spending the next two weeks too embarrassed to ask for help, and too inept to reboot my phone completely, naneun ije yuchanghage hangug-eoleul hal su-issda. So you could call this a success embedded in a failure...how are your resolutions going? Love, slow learner
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgbs-hardly-knower%2Fposts%2F8224] dereklaserbeam checking in! [/quote] Hi Derek 👋
- Swann, if we create a pentagram from the blood of bloarders and use earwax candles to do a ritual with frankincense and myrrh will you return to us?
- listin i been watching Our Planet on netflix and its got me thinking bout like how can a damn birds swim in the water son of the bitch lol whats next? squirrels that can fly? haha crazy they got these walruses to climb up a mountain and pushed em off BIG F anyways check it out
- [quote=Marcel;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwho-in2-t-e-c-h-n-o-musioq%2Fposts%2F3687] It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here: 1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site or 2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return. I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow. I type out my reply: "you mean like animal collective yes" [/quote] i go back in time before you did any of that shit and shoot you in the head
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5836] i dont get number 2. [/quote] its what op's post is!
- I don't play any games big man. [img]https://i.imgur.com/AfeI0nM.gif[/img]
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard%2Ftopics%2Fthinking-of-getting-a-long-neck%2Fposts%2F7471] seems like a hassle. you'd also have to also get long arms, long legs... long everything! who has time for all that? [/quote] you don't need all that. just put everything in neck.
- i walk towards the door with intent to leave without paying