hell if it’s not the best $150 per month i spend. fuck dusting vacuuming and cleaning the bathroom!!!!

im jez

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6417] sometimes i feel like mark from peep show [/quote] im jez

[quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6435] im jez [/quote] lets rent a flat in seattle for american peep show

work at Amazon and then ask yourselves if you're the baddies

i want to type a lot of stuff, but it feels very masturbatory. hope all you bloardies are hangin in there.

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6437] lets rent a flat in seattle for american peep show [/quote] i used to be able to chug 2 liter sodas like he did that could be some wacky adventures

I just don't clean anything and live in filth!

i vacuumed my house for once and it felt kind of nice

we got a roomba for Christmas lad tyear but it gets stuck on the cords

you must need to have a pretty big hosue with lots of carpet for those to be worth it. it doesn't make any sense to me.

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2414] i'm going to the gym in 1.5 hours then i'm going home to eat beans [/quote] lol at meatbot eating beans

im thinking about getting back into bloard

Why can't i sleep

starting a new job today called asking for some info, since there was a mixup, and they never got back to me. gonna just show up a bit early in person, but this could go a couple of weird ways i guess..

have fun!

Dominos is the best imo but the ratio if ingredients can vary wildly, which is why i always order light sauce. For some reason this drastically increases the consistency of your order. Pan pizza with light sauce is my go to. Wish you would get back on the ol' Twit bug deal but it's nice having you here at least

too many people hate me on there, for good reason! I hate myself, when I think about it.

twitter just seems like a big, easily avoidable hassle tbqh

twitter sucks shit and is cool

I went nutso on there

bet it felt good at the time

not really.

sometimes twitter makes me sad and tired. other times it makes me lol. "you take the bitter with the sweet"

Twitter is bloard for losers

Twitter is where I fuck with the gay users

please keep the irony to the minimum, fellas. we can't desecrate this holy zone, this sanctuary for our delicate and frail emotions...

Popeyes tonight hopefully they deliver boneless chicken instead of bone in. Biscuits will be good no matter what tho

Hell ya, I love popeyes.

I'm trying a week of vegetarianism and it fucking sucks so bad

yeah dont do that, it's not fun

i wish motivation came in ingestible packets or something

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6561] i wish motivation came in ingestible packets or something [/quote] Amphetamines

tfw you were originally uninterested in a girl, figure out she has a bf anyway, and suddenly your stupid 7th-grader-drooling-with-braces-and-acne part of your brain bursts forth in all its un-glory every time you see her. ugh. [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6568] Amphetamines [/quote] my body can hardly handle alcohol anymore. plus i did adderal and all that other nonsense in college and all it did was made me sweat and unable to sleep. didn't help me concentrate at all.

yeah. alcohol really fucks with me now, but all my social pressures keep me drinking it i dont really touch the stuff outside of social occasions now

it's one of those "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME" kind of nights, you know? kingdad are you a deustchermann living in den USA? i kind of get that feeling (no bully, i never look at stuff on twitter so i don't know the talk of the town - i didn't even know swann was gone until someone mentioned it on here)

nah, im an american who used to live in austria

king dad can pass for multiple ethnicities

i flip flop between white and mexican i just dont want to be korean anymore

ethnicity reassignment surgery