There's always next year 🤗

i want to type a lot of stuff, but it feels very masturbatory. hope all you bloardies are hangin in there.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeR27OP4V7U[/youtube]

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbarnacle-jim-is-still-funny%2Fposts%2F4115] please keep this kind of barnyard talk to the swearing thread [/quote] Sorry. I just think that Barnacle Jim is still funny, so I don't like it when people disrespect him on the time line or on the Bloard posts that i read

Hey man, nice store you got here. Just checking it out while I'm on break from my job at uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Urban Apparel. You got proper defenses in place in case of a bo staff attack? Just an off-topic question.

im gonna mash up some oreos later today

just to follow up with everybody, the cake got fucked up. I was supposed to use a big cake pan but didn't have one big enough, so I decided I would split it into layers and use two smaller pans and then it got pretty fucked up in the oven and I had to throw it away it was pretty sad

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make huge cums, many good post!!

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F6274] I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance! [/quote] whats his name.

yes dear

looks like bloardman is finally monetizing this fuckin hoe

wait a darn minute here [img]https://i.imgur.com/NWTiqih.jpg[/img]

mario has a bricklayer's hands ...soft yet firm

pop youre eyes out of their holes and give them a scritch scratch

derek it's saturday let's get this fuckin party started

heh heh! just playin with ya joop. great thread [img]http://i.imgur.com/i6AYLCw.png[/img]

sick post

ate old stanky cheese lmao

may I have one

i've got a freakin boner

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

i hope you feel happy soon wowneat

chocolate milk? yes sir that's my shit 🍌🍌🍌LONG LIVE THE KING🍌🍌🍌

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fidea-to-gain-muscle-fast%2Fposts%2F13735] could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle" [/quote] who could prove otherwise (assume we kill all doctors and destroy every biology textbook in this scenario)

5:00 am right now. going to bed in in ahour

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmovies-thread%2Fposts%2F13423] I watched True Grit (2010) recently it was good [/quote] more like poo shit

keep rockin!!!!

my depression is here again, but I'm more equipped to deal with it, and I have slightly more stability in my life. still don't love waking up or doing anything though

happy bloated bicycle day

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2FbIoard2%2Ftopics%2Fthe-haberdashery-thread%2Fposts%2F4736] shirt idea: FRONT: hello i'd like to take a BACK: crack at a slice of that beautiful black ass, baby [/quote] JOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks guys, and thank you snooby

This is so wacky lol

my finers are blindly wandering the starmix bag trying to find the fried eggs and lovehearts basically the ones with the white imitation marshamllow substance, theyre the best

Praisby

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5909] only IQ sub-50 will get number 7. im sorry [/quote] For fucks sake 😔😔

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6122] a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea. [/quote] This is quite aimilar to my theory that i didnt want mentioned. However i believe littleerik has ant friends and connections in the ant world but is seceretly an ant racist.

Ants are more c ommonly known around most places of the world as being "nature's barnacle jim's small wet penis" and it's a well deserved name at least in my opinokon due to their small size and resebleance to Barnacle Jim's penis being that they're both so ssmall and wet and you just want to beat both of them to a bloody pulp when you see them

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