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- we cuould kidnap people, bring them to a isolated farm and lock them in a room with computers and force them to make a bloard account. they have to make funny posts at least every waking hour or they get an electric shock or we starve them or something. not saying we should do it but its just an idea im flying up the flag pole.
- took a nap yestardy. 2nd of that week. quickly levelling up my nap tactics and elaborate napping techniques to maximize regained wakefulness ~~ [REAL PENIS ENLARGING NAP METHOD FREE CLICK HERE :)]
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11327] 👀 [/quote] mmmm yes derek the ball is very clear it tells me you must go to the state of Ohio, (coincidentally home of the reputable toad boy!) and start a fruit selling business, lots of fruit to be sold there yes, primarily mangoes and pineapples (toad boys favs ☺️) but some others this will greatly appease t̶o̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ the spirits and grant good karma unto you
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9885] Turd bending [/quote] that's called diarrhea
- No josh. You’re regurgitating stuff from another forum while kingdad is creating fresh original content. Perhaps you could try that as well?
- I only got to 100 followers, deleted account tho I was wasting too much time on it
- that hog aint gonna get fixed
- good post, but i don't think monopoly money will get you chickens irl
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3056] whatcha thinking about [/quote] bazongas. sorry, but i'm just being honest
- lol derek! i hope this wasn't your horny bloard post you were talking about
- could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle"
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6122] a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea. [/quote] This is quite aimilar to my theory that i didnt want mentioned. However i believe littleerik has ant friends and connections in the ant world but is seceretly an ant racist.
- im pretty big in the scrimmy bingus speedrunning community. my best time is 2 minutes 32 seconds. i roll up to SGDQ on my moped and everyone goes wild
- [quote=steelworker;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13486] Like ants are so good at communication, I bet the concept of ghosting doesn't even exist to them. They probably wouldn't even understand it. I bet ants have the healthiest friendships and they always have fun on their vacations. It's inspirational really. We should all be more like ants [/quote] I will take your advice and be more like an ant in the future, thank you steelworker!
- working to the point of failure is how you get huge so way to go