hi🤚😳

im gonna mash up some oreos later today

-1 for admitting not caring about bloard for "weeks."

sick post

This is so wacky lol

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F5113] [img]https://i.imgur.com/TKhvPTp.jpg[/img] [/quote] Why would you post that. Everyone already knows what you look like

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fidea-to-gain-muscle-fast%2Fposts%2F13735] could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle" [/quote] who could prove otherwise (assume we kill all doctors and destroy every biology textbook in this scenario)

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F6274] I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance! [/quote] whats his name.

got almost no sleep last night, a fucked up but all too normal situation, but i had a dream i was tooting my own horn, my trumpet to be exact, which i have not tooted in fast almost 8 years. perhaps this shows an innate desire to return to the instrument. perhaps it is a profound disapointment at my not continuing it. perhaps, it means simply nothing. crazy to think about,

Okay I changed it 😔

🗣 shoes

who wrote the op, a mr spaghetti!? 😂

Praisby

heh heh! just playin with ya joop. great thread [img]http://i.imgur.com/i6AYLCw.png[/img]

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffeeling-a-bit-lonely%2Fposts%2F909] I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url] [/quote] hell yeah this whips

[youtube]https://youtu.be/nV-cIusyaWk[/youtube]

my depression is here again, but I'm more equipped to deal with it, and I have slightly more stability in my life. still don't love waking up or doing anything though

I go to the gym Monday through Thursday. Please do not use this information to tickle me while I bench.

I was walking all around with my guitar listening to, "The Making of Modern Economics" when 2 people sitting on a porch asked me to play a song, I did and they said their neighbor was really good and they were goin to go get him, he came out and jammed and was pretty good at leads, but when he played and sang Grateful Dead he was really good, turned out he only knew Dead stuff, but was really good at it, we smoked the wacky tabaky and jammed a while, then I walked all over got lost listening to the rest of my audio book, all that I had transferred, he's such a good reader, finally made it back, crashed and 1st night in a while no dreams. It's warm here; life is good.

I recently read a book.. can't remember the name of it or who wrote it, but it's really long, makes no sense, set in a post-apocalyptic city, the main character wears one shoe, and people are always having sex. Pretty good overall.

playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and homiciding the Pope with my stealth blade

bahaha.😁 had to be said.

renaissance periodization is a very science-heavy approach to gaining muscle size and strength / decreasing body fat percentage etc. it's all about maximizing the volume of work you can do in a week, and maximizing the number of weeks you can keep up your training before extended recovery is necessary. it's useful for amateur athletes, though nothing special for elite strength sports competitors. i'm combining intermittent fasting because i find it prevents the sort of excess fat gain that can occur during the less metabolically active "bookends" of the day. in other words, you frontload simple carbohydrates (sugary fruits and vegetables that metabolize quickly) within a few hours before your workout, and take the rest as complex carbs in the hours following your workout with lots of protein to fuel muscle growth and regeneration.

went to the gym and got some muscles. might do it again some time

I'm at a wedding way the hell out of town. I know four people here. The guy getting married is my friend but he dropped off the face of the earth when he started dating the woman he's marrying in a couple of hours. This is a weird scene and it makes me uncomfortable.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhymen-issues%2Fposts%2F690] easy peasy, I was raised in the mormon religion and as such, i will simply bless your broken hymen with some holy oils and joseph smith will make it like new. all that i ask is that you become one of my many wives and you also must wear the special underwear that I provide u. tia. [/quote] thanks but no thanks. I'm interested in hymen? not harem. also I can't pronoucne big words like melchizedek on my period. can I borrow some oil to cook veggies with

reckon ya could give me a job polishing lawn mowners ill even shine up that hammer if ya fancy it

hehe

i like to believe there is a better place all inactive users go, like valhalla or nirvana and even though they do not post alongside us anymore they are here in spirit 😌 EDIT: also bloardpac is still alive

could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle"

Viewing this on mobile. Can't with to get to the old desktop and see it in full 4k properly formatted glory

I don't even look I just plug and play

happy bloated bicycle day

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5909] only IQ sub-50 will get number 7. im sorry [/quote] For fucks sake 😔😔

i hope you feel happy soon wowneat

I'll be there, even though some bloarders adhere to strict Bloardism which considers partying to be explicitly Blaram (lit. "Unclean"). Horny Bloard is particularly strict about about there interpretation of the Bloar'an, which states that tea parties with dakimakura are preferable to "pig disgusting 3D" women.

what in tar-nation!!

The best piece of advice so far is: "Go to the mall" tbe worst one is the smoking weed one

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F1630] it seems to be, that this is the state of affairs. everyone itt has a tiny head [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSPmCli.jpg[/img] [/quote] truuuueee