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- Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢
- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- we’ve got 5 year old hatchets we’ve never sold across the street, just sayin😏
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- Was on the cum pew turr and realized my dick was out and resting on my right leg (which it does 83% of the time) and remembered it is Saturday Night. Bloard Baby!!! I’m having a bloard baby! Bloard reveal Feb 3rd, 2020.
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋
- bomb born bold bogs bork boon boak bozo bonk bony boxy bods bowl bows bore body boat bong boot bond book boos boil boff bone bops bolo boss boas both bout bool bode boar boob bots boom bolt bosh boys
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fquarantine-workouts%2Fposts%2F12566] i pick up and put down orga's mom 50 times a day [/quote] :O
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F6325] We need to tlak about the purpose of Horny bloard because most of you clowns don't seem to get it. When we talk about the topic "what get's your thang going" we mean what gets you Horny as all get out! [/quote] i dont have a thang nor will i ever let it get going if i did
- warning to all ragers in this thread: joy cons are not as structurally sound as gamecube controllers
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F12746] more like onikugaishimasu (nice to meat you) [/quote] 🤔🤔 [img]https://i.ibb.co/LzNH2Jg/20200615-062141.jpg[/img]
- i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today
- oh hell yeah I love ponies [img]https://www.thesprucepets.com/thmb/yZKUhWVq5lNcSEUWkv4b81qP5wQ=/960x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/Icelandicponies-5c04a2c846e0fb00010a498b.jpg[/img]
- I would like to open a case to get my French fries back on the grounds that this is bs.
- What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- this is true. once joop peed against a tree like a dog as a joke and they had to cut it down. it became a stink tree. true story
- early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4474] I have a button on my phone that takes me directly to bloard [/quote] mine has that too. the "ON" button!!!
- when I see ants I'm like motherfucker get the hell out of here before I kick you in your postpetiole
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss