you're trying to apply for a job, you get invited to talk to the big boss the big boss invites you in and shakes your hand with a big ear to ear grin on his face. while you shake his hand you notice that his hand is incredibly sticky, you look down and see theres honey and syrup smeared all over his hand. he keeps making eye contact, sits down, and keeps smiling. he doesn't ask you any questions but keeps smiling with his visibly very sticky hands. what do you say and do?

i look at the camera. the crowd laughs, the credits roll. the terrifying charade is over. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9qkyjwG.png[/img]

now that my hand is stuck to his, we can begin the ritual. i pull the knife out from under my shirt

If you try to hold in a poop for too long, due to schedule conflicts etc, it becomes difficult to poop later when you have the time.

i jack off in the scenario

i remove my honey from my coat pocket and join my syrupy brethren at last

heres what i do in this scenario say "just another monday i guess!!"! and smile

i remove my glove, revealing a hand made entirely out of bees

I teach him how to hambone to see if I can get him to play katamari damacy and roll up his own body

thanks for the free syrup, bitch

I start using the sticky to roll a big ass blunt and i smoke the whole thing in one draw and puff it into his face and i'm weed duke nukem in this universe so i kick him and go to the strip club

thats really good

The epic scenario.

holy shit. you were all so distracted by this crazy scenario you didnt even spot "wheres waldos" himself standing right in the middle of it

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-scenario%2Fposts%2F9965] thats really good [/quote] weird that you said that and didn't plus my post. well not just weird, but also a complete betrayel forcing me to gather my forces and besiege your house

That is weird.