satday night tonight whats everyones plans??

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy

i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware

I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning

NEO: I know pant shitting. morpheous: show me neo *Shits his pants* (Neo voice): Whoah...

I think my diet has some flaws in its current form. Probably wont do anything about it though

welcome to bloard dot com, rupy. please enjoy the posts

um, Is This FUcking Random Or Am I Just High...

try smoiking hella weed haha 😎

Easy come easy go!

its derek this month congrats derek

ok. new angle. the title says it gets locked after one person posts in it. but, i never said who that one person is! that's what the thread has been about the whole time. now you're the stupid ones? please ignore my previous posts on the subject

I love the Posts!

That's a great idea, yoshifanatic1488. We can make the sexy bloard calendar and sell them to dereklaserbeam for $100 each.

....fail.

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F12986] rate my rack : OO [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/P6hPEh8.png[/img]

I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that

*watches boyfriend rise to ceiling* I love high men *tokes up on some dicc* full body high/men *while surfing, raises hand in a room with five men in it* hang ten, high five men! *switch to camera 2* KATHRYN, facing camera: But realizing my boyfriend hacked my Apple Macbook Pro? Now that's priceless. sponsored by Apple

i caught my wife looking at bloard. its only a matter of time now

hehehe i'm back, and i see many new faces! new and old! lot's of funny funny pals, but remember the old days? the long paragraphs of sincerity,,, my first time with bloard was around seven years ago, wow! but i can't say bloard is my home, i rarely visit, and when i do i don't stay long. the members here, bloardies if you will, pull on me like waves. pushing away and pulling back. my bones broken and my bones tickled. the laughter and enjoyment i've gotten out of this niche community is truly amazing, and yet i am inconsistent. but i trust that this site will always be here, never changing in layout or simplicity. no, i can't call bloard a home, it would be disingenuous, as i have not spent enough time. what it is to me is a constant, that is the best way I can describe it. As I and my environment have changed so much and so unpredictably, bloard has always been a constant. this, i feel, is due in a large part because of my distance. as i am inevitably interconnected with my surroundings, and by this any change in either myself or my surroundings will profoundly effect the other. so being in relationship with anything ties it profoundly to myself and in this way ties it profoundly to the naturally unpredictable impermanence of any experience. In this way, perhaps it is not the faint racism or ableism that pushes me away, but my own desire to preserve bloard as an omni temporal refuge for myself. that bloard can't be associated with a time or place or emotion or experience that would anchor it in a specific time or state of my life, because I retain my distance with it. I come and go from bloard, but it remains. a tiny piece of the internet enough detached from myself to save it from the impermanence with which I experience my life. bloard is, to me, a stagnant wave that by it's own paradoxical nature pushes and pulls me. what is it to you?

ahhh erik, webs, 'twas ne'er good

more like onikugaishimasu (nice to meat you)

the bloarb virus is spreading beyond control. sitting around with your teeth in your mouth is doing nothing to stop the bad bastard from entering you and wreaking havoc. further preventative actions are necessary to survive. please follow an advice. - keep your nails from getting dirty by placing them in a folder, labeled "Dirty Nails" (for example). - put down the snails/krill, they are not welcome. - put off eating when it is obvious that you are not getting any better. i will assist with suffocations. - do if you have any amendments to the list feel okay to post them. together we might just make sure the virus goes to hell without us.

derek is NOT bloardman. I'll be your friend if you want

stiffy

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please use this secret code to become my nintendo friendo. SW-8534-0593-7216

You’re bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]

Jerry I have always wanted to be your friend 😀 more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's true.

i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden

1. Im pissin 2. It's out my little wiener

My first theory concerns the bloardman, an old fan favourite should we say. I believe he is secretly the creator of bloard. As his name suggests he is the "man" of bloard symbolising him as the dominant male figure of bloard. Each and every bloader has a story about how they found bloard, except him suggesting he could have created the site. If this theory is correct I urge the bloardman to come forward so we can praise this special human being. If not then this was a waste of 10 minutes.

Okay

[IMG]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371502775403806720/708365901657014393/IMG_20200508_180721.jpg[/IMG] 2 ingredient "donuts" mix one part plain greek-style yogurt and one part self raising flour and deep fried it It's like very light and fluffy donut batter, the white sauce is actually sweetened condensed milk There's no sugar in the mix so you could probably even make savoury toppings with them (I forgot to take pics of the tacos from last night)

I'm going to post my dick in here in a couple minutes once I get the lighting right

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thanks erik. Merry christmas to you as well.

i did a cool trick where a crisp fell out of my mouth but landed back in the packet