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- please donate to my patreon to help me out in these trying times. my tweets were my main source of income and i cant keep my luxurious tennessee lifestyle up with what i currently earn 😞jomny sun cant keep getting away with this
- https://twitter.com/wowneat/status/518173734377906176
- I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloard… 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.
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- would they like this amended version? [img]https://i.imgur.com/Mb4KkHY.png[/img]
- lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] that's actually not my department. I'm on the Snickers beat these days. sounds fucked up though, so good luck with the kids or whatever
- *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy
- i would be employed by the king to invent bloard
- it's called "shartreuse" and it was picked because it looks like peepee poopoo diarrhea lolololololo edit: wrong account
- Now this post right here should speaak for itself. I like big bloard and I can not lie so I'm just going to lay it down and be real with you. What this website needs is some more horny posts in my Horny bloard, as I've said before but this time I really mean it and I just logged back in to say it as well as seeing what's up with the rest of you wchich I can do on another bloard that's non-horny although the content won't be as good as it will be here. So, my plan is this. Step one - post more in Horny bloard. Step two - there is no more step two because once more people start posting some quality horny posts (no anime) in the appropriate bloardd, (Horny bloard), then the website's ratings, membership, and participation will skyrocket and we might even be able to attract ssome big names like Kim Jong Skills and the Lizardman who to my knowledge have never posted on any bloard or even created an account. So, to sum it up, let'ss all make some nice horny posts in Horny bloard. And remember - anime posters will be banned! EDIT: I've just seen that Kim Jong Skills is, in fact, on bloard.
- jimmy neutron made a plant that eats women and that solves a lot of problems right there. pretty smart but anyone with a head that big would be just as smart even smarter? for this he is 70% genius.
- *watching the bloard PD body cam live stream from HQ* fuck em up pigfoot
- windy one out there today folks!!! [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O_wiBwUTjr8/S7T3O1y_54I/AAAAAAAAAdo/P5NWOIXnzOY/s1600/windy.bmp[/img]
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- 0) jerry 1) phage 2) claire 3) scout who has clarified everything 4) bug deal with no reservations, fears, or uncertainties 5) hillips 6) pigfoot vermont 7) dick chappy 8) raymond moist from the fuckin get go ... ... 12) derek because jerry vouched for him *** PROVISIONAL LIST *** (this space intentionally left blank)
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F11983] [img]https://i.imgur.com/CIanwxf.png[/img] [/quote] ive got lawyers crawling on this shit like flies on half an apple!!
- fuck, some body here reek like shit moog will only post this once: hold your poop. find rest room, THEN post some four-made words. cant find some loos? bush will work just fine. just dont shit near here. else moog will drop shit down your oven
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbig-strong-bloard-cop-is-here-to-uphold-the-law%2Fposts%2F1365] Don't think about doing anything funny.[/quote] yeah... thats no problem for the posters here.
- from the ground, made of clay i think of them every single day sculpted to the form of a tiny man by ever careful magic hands :) filled with a cursed magic soul ,powered by words from this enchanted scroll!! it is such a huge delight to see the tiny golem's massive might!!!!
- just wrote this to capture my internal sadness Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Here we go Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou That's it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidi houdihoudi dey dou That's all, all right Everybody now here we go It's a brand new version of the do see do Just stomp you feet and clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hampsterdance Bounce in time, to the beat Hey, you don't even have to move your feet Just shake your thing, let me see you move Now spin around and feel the groove Yee ha! let's try it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou You're catching on Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Terrific come on everybody clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Come on everybody cla clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Here comes the music yee ha! Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Ha ha ha ha ha
- It’s Saturday Night! And I am stuck at tennis practice because my stepdad Waluigi “forgot” to pick me up again....
