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- Hello. Im doing okay I think, but a lot of panic lately that im reaching an age where i need a plan and direction and my feet on the ground. Was feeling bad earlier then i walked to burger king for lunch and got the 2 for $6 whopper deal and felt calm. I'm saving my second whopper for dinner even tho that's a lot of sodium intake for one day. But it's okay. I'm okay!!!
- I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloard… 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.
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- would they like this amended version? [img]https://i.imgur.com/Mb4KkHY.png[/img]
- i had sour cola gummy candy today and it was good. made me feel angry and strong
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/Md5kM2K.jpg[/img] name: Harmony age: 27 breed: Not really sure likes: buttons and wooden posts dislikes: Being challenged, llamas, other dogs, slaps to the face, hiking enemies: other animals in its enclosure, llamas, people stronger than it Talents: weighs 250 pounds and can crush anyone who enters its pen, mysteriously appears outside my window at night BRain power: very very low favorite movie: Lost Highway idols: black phillip, the dog from all dogs go to heaven
- 2016 me: Um.... okay?? we're just gonna let this guy go around posting whatever random sh*t cr*p he feels like. alrighty then! 2018 me: (fucking bitch burgers) damn.... swann was right
- Ok I’ve made my decision... if you put a cute outfit on it and maybe make its eyes less shiny I think that maybe, just maybe, I would be a little horned up about it
- i would be employed by the king to invent bloard
- I shouldn't be telling you this in the public forum, but if you click on my profile and +1 all of my posts, you automatically get unlimited access to Secret Bloard. Go ahead and try it out.
- lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym
- the only thing you guys are doing with your own two hands is pulling off your dang pud
- Kingdad, let Jerry out of the net man. Come on. He needs to get on the computer.
- Hello, it is me, KingDad42, the leader of Bloard! As a gift to my loyal subjects I am throwing the most lavish of banquets! Drink your fill, eat some of the finest and rarest game in the land, and be merry! Ho ho ho!! [img]https://amysteriouswaydotorg.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/chefs-christmas-feast.jpg?w=640 [/img]
- I try to talk to girls and hang out with girls but it's difficult- As I find myself CONSTANTLY having to reapply my Burt's Bees
- 1. can log on to bloard dot com 2. can receive as many as one (1) upbloards 3. have been known to get most of the pee in the toilet
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F10060][quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2186] [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F112] i watched the super bowl just a bit ago [/quote][/quote][/quote]
- *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy
- this post goes very hard love from bloard 🏴 i hate women so much it’s unreal
- wow, i can't believe it blolks. after 3 long months of hard work, it's finally saturday night again 😅
- well boys 😥 guess is all over 😩 i goota call my mom 😨 tell her that i lost it all 😫 i'll be on the streats soon 😪 roasting rats on a garbage fire 🐭 sucking pennies out of the sidewalk cracks 😱 just to put gas in my kids 😭 trading gum for smokes with the other ex bloaders 🙊 around town and we'll talk 😦aboit the times 🕐 we tooted an blamed it on luigi 😔 maybe ill trade in my upbloards ❎ for a bag of crsisp 🇬🇧 and a sodie bottle
- "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarderaids™