each one a these guys is a tasy treat or a snippy little buddy and i just got way too many of em haha love em but they're ruining my life hahaha they killed my plants and got inside the sofa so i had to cut it open please just take a couple home with you haha please [img]http://localboysgigharbor.com/images/prods/29448.jpg[/img]

[quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13319] Доброго Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Приобрести с доставкой. Загляните на наш аптеку Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. https://potentia24.online/ 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] im gonna boot your ass to the moon you dumb asshole you dumb bitch

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7705] I'm putting the ass back into you [/quote] I think I had a dream about that too

Hey, I'll just post it, since Jerry is taking way too long. Ok get ready for Jerry's new post... It's gonna be a good one... Ok here it is... Thank you for being patient... Bimba Tandy

ey mate. i’m putting a bloody dingo on the barbie. trouble

heres what i do in this scenario say "just another monday i guess!!"! and smile

garfield too lazy to fuck

mod update: just broke my hog

ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses.

erik you shouldnt get worked up about what people on a message board think about ants. bug deal, your language is crude and immature. both of you please settle down and read this... •ants can lift like 724 times their own weight. •ants can see in the dark, probably •ants have 6 legs, more than most tables and chairs •ants eat tiny things like crumbs, if you tried doing that youd be hungry all the time •wouldnt surprise me if ants know alot about the history of ancient greece. •ants are too small to need to worry about wearing clothes facts dont care about your feelings, a specially ANT FACTS.

I'm in favour of every internet user having a bloard account.

For Pride Month, Philly added two colors — black and brown — to the existing pride flag, and hoisted it outside City Hall. The colors, according to the Philadelphia Office of LGBT Affairs’ More Color More Pride campaign, represent inclusion of people of bloard in the LGBTQ community.

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*shuffles uncoformtably deciding which irony parity to respond with*

we gotta beat the shit out of these teens

nice post joop.

this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

thanks.

big night, eh [img]http://i.imgur.com/6Kcygnq.png[/img]

dude just thought of one... : pissckle rick

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7343] bup [/quote] uncalled for

favourite gusts of wind? mine is probably the one that blew a small trampoline into my back garden, pretty funny shit

taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.

the momentary feeling of accomplishment that i can only get from flashing lights and noises and am too used to getting artificially that despite being 32 years old i will never achieve in real life, also the steady distraction from my responsibilities and fears. then there was the time my brother and i beat mario 64 one evening and right after mario said thank you so mucha for to playing my game there was a hail of gunfire and screams from the othrr room where our parents were watching some movie and that was pretty funny.

every time i see one of the many bloard knock off sites like r*ddit or 4c*an or tw*tter this is what i do 😎

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

ant farmer

☝☺ 👔 hey guys whats going on in this thread?

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

hog dog

gosh guys look at how shes smiling at me... i wonder if she likes me . ???

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early

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[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3271] I'm reading book_bloard [/quote] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bean

Get real Jerry

😐🐔 💷😐 😐 🐓 💷 😐 😐 🐓💷 😐 😐 💷🐓 😐 😐 💷 🐓 😐 😀💷 🍗☺

I, Gaius Caesar, decree that Horniness shall be punishable by ten months with the Bloard Trolls in the content mines. You have been warned. -Gaius Caesar, The Emperor of Bloard.