[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7705] I'm putting the ass back into you [/quote] I think I had a dream about that too

in my dream there was a big DOOM map making contest that was extremely popular and everyone was talking about it... but then there was a big controversy because someone had the link to their DOOM wad taken off facebook because it had the word "queef" in the title. this was a really big deal for some reason and that fucking rat mark zuckerberg had to appear in court again because of it

also, add a random string to the uploaded avatar file name so i don't have to wait for the cache to bust. and fix these bugs!! !!!

Hey, I'll just post it, since Jerry is taking way too long. Ok get ready for Jerry's new post... It's gonna be a good one... Ok here it is... Thank you for being patient... Bimba Tandy

Muh muh muh. Buh buh buh

nice post joop.

Get real Jerry

*shuffles uncoformtably deciding which irony parity to respond with*

whats new on bloard? Bloard patch notes v2.43 • new craze called the dvd challenge: you record yourself snapping a dvd in half using only your mouth and upload the video of it, and challenge others to take part! • new emojis: 🍐 green strawberry, 🛁 tub, 🇩🇪 lgbt flag, 😀 smily face • new "inside joke": emily is watching peter rabbit on amazon even though the loading thing is still spinning in the middle of the screen. i gotta get outta here! 😰

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update

mod update: just broke my hog

I jacked my pecker clean off

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

garfield too lazy to fuck

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5927] mod is dead [/quote] 1. By definition, Mod is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if Mod exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than Mod. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than Mod. 5. Thus, if Mod exists in the mind as an idea, then Mod necessarily exists in reality. 6. Mod exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, Mod necessarily exists in reality

taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.

we gotta beat the shit out of these teens

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☝☺ 👔 hey guys whats going on in this thread?

ant farmer

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early

hog dog

the momentary feeling of accomplishment that i can only get from flashing lights and noises and am too used to getting artificially that despite being 32 years old i will never achieve in real life, also the steady distraction from my responsibilities and fears. then there was the time my brother and i beat mario 64 one evening and right after mario said thank you so mucha for to playing my game there was a hail of gunfire and screams from the othrr room where our parents were watching some movie and that was pretty funny.

For Pride Month, Philly added two colors — black and brown — to the existing pride flag, and hoisted it outside City Hall. The colors, according to the Philadelphia Office of LGBT Affairs’ More Color More Pride campaign, represent inclusion of people of bloard in the LGBTQ community.

gosh guys look at how shes smiling at me... i wonder if she likes me . ???

bean

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10507] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy the one or im calling the cops [/quote] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

favourite gusts of wind? mine is probably the one that blew a small trampoline into my back garden, pretty funny shit

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It’s Saturday Night! And I am stuck at tennis practice because my stepdad Waluigi “forgot” to pick me up again....

[quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13319] Доброго Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Приобрести с доставкой. Загляните на наш аптеку Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. https://potentia24.online/ 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] im gonna boot your ass to the moon you dumb asshole you dumb bitch

thanks.

just wrote this to capture my internal sadness Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Here we go Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou That's it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidi houdihoudi dey dou That's all, all right Everybody now here we go It's a brand new version of the do see do Just stomp you feet and clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hampsterdance Bounce in time, to the beat Hey, you don't even have to move your feet Just shake your thing, let me see you move Now spin around and feel the groove Yee ha! let's try it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou You're catching on Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Terrific come on everybody clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Come on everybody cla clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Here comes the music yee ha! Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Ha ha ha ha ha

each one a these guys is a tasy treat or a snippy little buddy and i just got way too many of em haha love em but they're ruining my life hahaha they killed my plants and got inside the sofa so i had to cut it open please just take a couple home with you haha please [img]http://localboysgigharbor.com/images/prods/29448.jpg[/img]

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3271] I'm reading book_bloard [/quote] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value

too much salt ★★★★★ I drank this shit and all my muscles started cramping up really hard, then i dried up like a freaking prune. I should have read the labels but I didn't because that's for nerds and stupid. Fuck

i liked when joker was in the bathtub and started laughing so hard that he shit himself and then puked because of it