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ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses.

the famous bloard.com nintendo wii giveaway. anyone is welcome to enter

yah, also it always was good, and haters were jalous of the good posts, and the friendship and laughs

Muh muh muh. Buh buh buh

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early

[quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13319] Доброго Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Приобрести с доставкой. Загляните на наш аптеку Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. https://potentia24.online/ 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] im gonna boot your ass to the moon you dumb asshole you dumb bitch

erik you shouldnt get worked up about what people on a message board think about ants. bug deal, your language is crude and immature. both of you please settle down and read this... •ants can lift like 724 times their own weight. •ants can see in the dark, probably •ants have 6 legs, more than most tables and chairs •ants eat tiny things like crumbs, if you tried doing that youd be hungry all the time •wouldnt surprise me if ants know alot about the history of ancient greece. •ants are too small to need to worry about wearing clothes facts dont care about your feelings, a specially ANT FACTS.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10507] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy the one or im calling the cops [/quote] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal

we are the WORKFORCE OF BLOARD 👷👷🛠 NO LONGER will we sit idle ❌🪑 we DEMAND higher plus ones ⬆️➕ we WILL BE COMPENSATED for our posts 📈 THE TIME to ACT is NOW ⏰ TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG 👬💪 🦶⬇️❗️

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7705] I'm putting the ass back into you [/quote] I think I had a dream about that too

also, add a random string to the uploaded avatar file name so i don't have to wait for the cache to bust. and fix these bugs!! !!!

I'm in favour of every internet user having a bloard account.

thanks.

garfield too lazy to fuck

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to drop off a resume. I think you'll see my qualifications [Coolly sliding a crisp $20 bill across the counter] are a perfect fit for your establishment.

log off beefsnack

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

mod update: just broke my hog

this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

whats new on bloard? Bloard patch notes v2.43 • new craze called the dvd challenge: you record yourself snapping a dvd in half using only your mouth and upload the video of it, and challenge others to take part! • new emojis: 🍐 green strawberry, 🛁 tub, 🇩🇪 lgbt flag, 😀 smily face • new "inside joke": emily is watching peter rabbit on amazon even though the loading thing is still spinning in the middle of the screen. i gotta get outta here! 😰

Get real Jerry

hog dog

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5927] mod is dead [/quote] 1. By definition, Mod is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if Mod exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than Mod. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than Mod. 5. Thus, if Mod exists in the mind as an idea, then Mod necessarily exists in reality. 6. Mod exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, Mod necessarily exists in reality

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

sunday morning or saturday night whats the differes hahaa

☝☺ 👔 hey guys whats going on in this thread?

anyways so you may be wondering whats the big idea? well lets take a look shall we..... FIVE quick and easy steps to stimulate bloard activity🏄 and increase ad-revenue💰 _____________________________________________________________________ 1. all bloard posts must contain a major soda beverage in the title (eg., pepsi, cola, diet cola) 2. zero tolerance for posts about: movies, music, book's, magazine's -- any media that isnt Bloard-related is off limits [this creates an internal economy] 3. flood the site with bots that post randomly generated bloard posts to give the illusion of activity 4. elite bloarders get perks such as "emblems" and/or " powerups" (under development) 5. big money giveaways and "Bloard Store" where you can trade bloard points for sweet merch such as tshit or custom sweater i have studied business&marketing. this plan will lead to "$$" or maybe even "$$$$$" and definitely tonnes of the coveted "+" happy halloween bloarders 👻👻👻👽👿

nice post joop.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3271] I'm reading book_bloard [/quote] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value

taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.

looks like meats back on the menu boys lol. just kidding im fairly new here too but everyones really chill 👌

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For Pride Month, Philly added two colors — black and brown — to the existing pride flag, and hoisted it outside City Hall. The colors, according to the Philadelphia Office of LGBT Affairs’ More Color More Pride campaign, represent inclusion of people of bloard in the LGBTQ community.

we gotta beat the shit out of these teens

bean

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