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- i would be employed by the king to invent bloard
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- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, canβt wait to start π [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/Md5kM2K.jpg[/img] name: Harmony age: 27 breed: Not really sure likes: buttons and wooden posts dislikes: Being challenged, llamas, other dogs, slaps to the face, hiking enemies: other animals in its enclosure, llamas, people stronger than it Talents: weighs 250 pounds and can crush anyone who enters its pen, mysteriously appears outside my window at night BRain power: very very low favorite movie: Lost Highway idols: black phillip, the dog from all dogs go to heaven
- lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym
- βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββyour βββββββββ gay βββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
- Kingdad, let Jerry out of the net man. Come on. He needs to get on the computer.
- 2016 me: Um.... okay?? we're just gonna let this guy go around posting whatever random sh*t cr*p he feels like. alrighty then! 2018 me: (fucking bitch burgers) damn.... swann was right
- Ok Iβve made my decision... if you put a cute outfit on it and maybe make its eyes less shiny I think that maybe, just maybe, I would be a little horned up about it
- taylor swift used to be on bloard she let us name her kitten "retarsd"
- it's called "shartreuse" and it was picked because it looks like peepee poopoo diarrhea lolololololo edit: wrong account
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morningβ¦but maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."
- *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy
- I shouldn't be telling you this in the public forum, but if you click on my profile and +1 all of my posts, you automatically get unlimited access to Secret Bloard. Go ahead and try it out.
- this post goes very hard love from bloard π΄ i hate women so much itβs unreal
- 1. can log on to bloard dot com 2. can receive as many as one (1) upbloards 3. have been known to get most of the pee in the toilet
- Hello, it is me, KingDad42, the leader of Bloard! As a gift to my loyal subjects I am throwing the most lavish of banquets! Drink your fill, eat some of the finest and rarest game in the land, and be merry! Ho ho ho!! [img]https://amysteriouswaydotorg.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/chefs-christmas-feast.jpg?w=640 [/img]
- thread for cards for the upcoming bloard tcg heres one i made earlier of swann [img]https://i.imgur.com/GH4lV8I.png[/img]
- this map isnt even correct wtf? this country is labelled "lesbian" but its really called australia [img]https://i.imgur.com/TFU4CKa.png[/img]
- the only thing you guys are doing with your own two hands is pulling off your dang pud
- As you log into bloard you get up to grab a little snack 'fore you post. You come back and there is wet all over your bloard-accession devices. Upon *SIP* you realize aloud 'Aw sip, it's piss!'. This bloarding time will not be a nice one. I wish I had telepathy to communicate with underground grubs and insects
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F10060][quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2186] [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F112] i watched the super bowl just a bit ago [/quote][/quote][/quote]
- I try to talk to girls and hang out with girls but it's difficult- As I find myself CONSTANTLY having to reapply my Burt's Bees
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8056] whaddya ganna do!! ur not a CHAD so u have no WAY of defaeeting me a superior species!! a MALE get PWn#pWND!! [/quote] Iβm bigger than you, Iβm bloarder than you, and Iβll beat the ever-living shit out of any incel boy who gets in my way