Certain people need to be taken care of.... Looking for powerful friends who can lie the out of my problem. Looking for would-be assassins and traitors

i immediately regret typing that

ok. i think we should all take a step away from our computers and stop posting ironic replies in the no irony thread.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/bzM8b4e.jpg[/img]

this is a close approximation to me [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/33/avatar.gif[/img]

you're a fraud jerry

one day we'll all look back and think on all of our fond memories of all the epic bloard moments we have experienced and we are going to tell stories about it in the nursing home and nobody is ever going to believe it.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/8lJsHD7.jpg[/img]

i am simply retarded of this

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbarnacle-jim-is-still-funny%2Fposts%2F4115] please keep this kind of barnyard talk to the swearing thread [/quote] Sorry. I just think that Barnacle Jim is still funny, so I don't like it when people disrespect him on the time line or on the Bloard posts that i read

What the fuck... zero likes on this one? https://twitter.com/bloardking/status/915530237559091200 This is truly fucked. I just cannot even... God damn mother fucker shit cunt fag bitch cock jizz twat ass hole

just logged in

yes dear

cum-stamping RascalBastard

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-for-announcing-a-bloard-hiatus%2Fposts%2F5625] True words, my dear friend, true words. However i already knew my bloard break could not and would not last for it woyld only be a matter of time before the population of shitty twitter users made me come back xx [/quote] Therea only so many bs posts one bloader can take

i'm on both sides :)

lets track down and kill the op

got almost no sleep last night, a fucked up but all too normal situation, but i had a dream i was tooting my own horn, my trumpet to be exact, which i have not tooted in fast almost 8 years. perhaps this shows an innate desire to return to the instrument. perhaps it is a profound disapointment at my not continuing it. perhaps, it means simply nothing. crazy to think about,

i want to type a lot of stuff, but it feels very masturbatory. hope all you bloardies are hangin in there.

sick post

There's always next year 🤗

Y

él farto@ S8 por favor

thank you toilet man. merry christmas to you too

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

im gonna mash up some oreos later today

You will do fine, Little Erik. Just look at the jury and pretend that you're talking to all your friends on Bloard. Also, glad to hear you're feeling better Bug Deal. I, too, think it sucks that chemicals in my brain can cause me to feel happy or feel like absolute crap, but at the same time they also drive me to post online, so there is a silver lining.

This is so wacky lol

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fidea-to-gain-muscle-fast%2Fposts%2F13735] could just get really fat (easier than gym) and insist its muscle, or wear a shirt that says "its all muscle" [/quote] who could prove otherwise (assume we kill all doctors and destroy every biology textbook in this scenario)

R.I.P bloard fanfictions thread

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F6274] I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance! [/quote] whats his name.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F3677] better wear a helmet and leathers while you ride it lmao [/quote] please don;'t do this to me

Me to

my finers are blindly wandering the starmix bag trying to find the fried eggs and lovehearts basically the ones with the white imitation marshamllow substance, theyre the best

happy bloated bicycle day

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F5113] [img]https://i.imgur.com/TKhvPTp.jpg[/img] [/quote] Why would you post that. Everyone already knows what you look like

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-97ebd302-f7eb-4e38-9a64-dc8ead25e763%2Fposts%2F11533] im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT [/quote] fuck to bitch you!!!!!!!

i hope you feel happy soon wowneat

🗣 shoes

heh heh! just playin with ya joop. great thread [img]http://i.imgur.com/i6AYLCw.png[/img]