This is a spot to talk about and recommend books. Myself, I have never read a book, and welcome your suggestions. A problem I should first mention is that I cannot actually read. Whatever book you recommend for me should be rather basic. You might wonder how I am writing this, and I will tell you that it is by dint of happy accident alone. I was trepanning my friend Karl (long story) when the drill bit flew off and became impaled in my brain. Before this, I could not even write my own stupid ass hole name. Nor could I speak. I'm doing better now, thank you. So for me, please keep your suggestions simple. For yourselves, recommend and discuss whatever you like.

i've been reading dune for almost 6 months now. i dont read that much, and i forget to read this book for weeks at a time. its very embarrassing

I'm still reading war and peace. Not being ironic. I have like 300 pages left. it's good I'll continue reading it next time i'm on a plane. too busy with pokemon right now..

Pretty cool way of insinuating you fly a lot, mind if i use it at some point? I'd love for people to see me as someone who regularly travels by aeroplane.

i take a plane to the gym

what's his name. lol

I'm reading [b]Fight Club[/b]

I still can't read. The doctors told me a piece of the drill bit broke off in my left parietal lobe. Whatever. The brain is a large organ and I get by well enough. I've been having Karl read my the collected works of American literary legend and canon stalwart Thomas Leo Clancy. I marvel at his prescience. For example, he predicted the time George W. Bush drove into a McDonald's ball pit while high on bathroom cleaner six full minutes before it happened. Remarkable.

O_O randome...

I'm going to try to read Candide once I'm done with my finals

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F1617] I'm going to try to read Candide once I'm done with my finals [/quote] i watched a "great performances" of candide on pbs one time

Candide is a book. How did they perform a book

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide_(operetta)

I saw that candida opera with my grandma it's pretty whack esp. The dude with syphilis.

i have given my answer a great deal of thought and i have decided to change it to thuis: [b]very carefully[/b]

hmnnnzzzjznznSNORP... HUH?!.. Oh, sorry. I just started reading this thread and fell asleep because it's about boring ass reading and literature. Couldn't get through it without falling a freaking sleep.

someone told me to read italo calvino who i have a couple books by i never finished so maybe i'll do that later. when i'm done jacking off and playing video games lol.

Lol. Indivisible cities is superb

I'm reading [b]Harry Potter[/b]

hairy potsmoker

yo what happened to that person who posted in here. whyd they delete.

i sniped that bitch and ate the post. pooped it out just this morn'

*knowing smirk* mein. kampf.

im reading Brother's' Karamazov. god me bich

im reading Madame Bovary. bloard me bic h

I'm reading book_bloard

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3271] I'm reading book_bloard [/quote] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3272] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value [/quote] The Bloardignitions by Swann JK by Swann Bloarder's Gothic by "You Guessed It..." Swann

butchers crossing because a guy on line told me too and I don't argue with on line

I just re-read the border trilogy. Now I am reading voidstar by zachary mason. not sure about it yet.

read the final fantasy x-2 strategy guide. pretty good. the recognitions is up next.

readin a poem called "fart in my ass" just kidding see you suckas at the groshery store

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3652] read the final fantasy x-2 strategy guide. pretty good. the recognitions is up next. [/quote] oh hELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yeah baby

here's a poem i just wrote: not unlike e.e. cummings i also like to sling rope

fuck you!

ive been reading wheres waldo

ive been reading wheres wally

I ONL READ BLOARD >COM

I recently read a book.. can't remember the name of it or who wrote it, but it's really long, makes no sense, set in a post-apocalyptic city, the main character wears one shoe, and people are always having sex. Pretty good overall.

i read (didnt actually read but i was assigned) a book called submission by houellebecq who is one horny fuckin guy. (crossposting to horny bloard)