*watches boyfriend rise to ceiling* I love high men *tokes up on some dicc* full body high/men *while surfing, raises hand in a room with five men in it* hang ten, high five men! *switch to camera 2* KATHRYN, facing camera: But realizing my boyfriend hacked my Apple Macbook Pro? Now that's priceless. sponsored by Apple

I love twitter when I'm at the park. the birds sound so nice and help me feel peace in a chaotic world

If you feel lonely and depressed I highly recommend Purcell's operas and art songs. If you don't like baroque you do not deserve the consolation. Shoutouts to Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, Chopin, Faure. Jeers to Mozart but only as a neg.

my anus just signaled a joop

Hi, Interested in swapping dating advice. Let's exchange advice. Let's barter for advice with advice. Things aren't always going well in my relationship and if you've got one you'll know what I mean. If things are a little rocky and you need a fresh perspective, post in this thread. We can brainstorm advice. If you're into the exchange of gametes and hard info derived from unrelenting, arduously won opinions gathered from tough, real-world experience this thread needs YOU, my friend. Let's change the world.

YOU';RE NOT CHIMPS YOURE MEN AND IU WANT MY FUCKING BLANKET IT:S COLD ON THIS BOAT

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhymen-issues%2Fposts%2F690] easy peasy, I was raised in the mormon religion and as such, i will simply bless your broken hymen with some holy oils and joseph smith will make it like new. all that i ask is that you become one of my many wives and you also must wear the special underwear that I provide u. tia. [/quote] thanks but no thanks. I'm interested in hymen? not harem. also I can't pronoucne big words like melchizedek on my period. can I borrow some oil to cook veggies with

Hi, men, I know everyone who posts here has a peen. I just want tos ay that I'm looking for a replacement for my broken hymen. Someone misused it andi t's very fragile. It;s so fragile that T Reznor wrote about it in a alubm he wrote, which I find super insipriing. Please, I'm on my knees begging if you know how to repair the broken part of me please dm if you know where I can get a new one I will repay you with whatever you want please, kathryn

[quote=Big%20Birder;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F293] I'm enjoying a cool frosty glass of beer, that famous drink. 🍺 [/quote] I miss beer

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Finfinite-identity%2Fposts%2F176] A pure becoming w/o measure, a veritable becoming-mad, which never rests [/quote] it shows the feet

who put this here. what do I do to prevent trolls from getting my goat

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fasl%2Fposts%2F386] 15/M/NH w-would you look at that ☺ [/quote] joop, you have made it to the next level. you may now send me dms

asl sweetie, then we'll talk

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdating-advice%2Fposts%2F392] 15/f/nh [/quote] I squash competition

quit pulling my trigger

[quote=Big%20Birder;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F644] I forget why it was created but I do remember that it coincided with the rollout of a new interface at SA, the forums were offline for 24 hours so naturally everyone migrated to bloard for a few days. But then leh0n changed it so you could only see posts by people you were following, like twitter I guess but it was really confusing and lyle stopped posting.. lehon later changed it back but the damage had been done. This incident later became known as the first bloard invasion. I believe this also coincided with the Wulgus incident when Wood Thrush came to bloard for a few days and got owned so hard that he had to change his name to hermit_thrush and his mother told him that she was ashamed of him and she wished that she had had a miscarriage. I was banned from SA around this time so I came to bloard with the first wave of immigration and I never left. I quickly proved myself as an invaluable ally and gatekeeper and was secretly inducted into secret bloard (where the bloard babes are) Before I knew it I was balls deep in my own private virtual harem, exchange nudes with young women of every conceivable body type and ethnicity, sharing love and encouragement. Ah, if these bloards could speak... There was another invasion in 2013 I think but it wasn't the same, it felt like everyone was just going through the motions, and the magic was gone. But not for me though- I like it just the way it is. [/quote] There is a new secret bloard.

ASL stands for "age, sex, location" Post yours here. I'll go first: 15/F/NH <3

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdating-advice%2Fposts%2F374] don't date anyone. you got all you need with your self and your incresaingly obscure microgenres of web porn. live free like an animal caged in a society full of liers. trust no one. good luck op [/quote] I've come to learn there are many like you. ASL bug deal?

I need to finish a project involving feet. I need some *original* photos of your tootsies. Can you help? 💋💋💋💋💋👠👠👠👠👅👅👅☺

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstrange-or-just-fu-d-up%2Fposts%2F591] the jokes in those poppers are always the worst! even worse than the ones found in laffy taffies or bazooka joe. my gf's mom is a bit of an anglophile, so we have them every chrimbus and i enjoy wearing the paper crown and opening my cheap plastic gift. anyhoo, I would wager that most U.S. Americans don't know about the xmas popper thing. [/quote] speke enlgih

The singular question any intelligent and curious observer is left with is: Why?

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fshow-feet%2Fposts%2F446] lmao blood kicks ass [/quote] cheers to gnarly condiments

nuby on nails support faq please

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwho-runs-this-sight%2Fposts%2F576] hey.... while you were posting on bloard.... i got him [img]http://hotpaknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/man-with-goat.jpg[/img] [/quote] help