I heard Mary's going to be there. might bring her sister. you guys going?

I'll be there, even though some bloarders adhere to strict Bloardism which considers partying to be explicitly Blaram (lit. "Unclean"). Horny Bloard is particularly strict about about there interpretation of the Bloar'an, which states that tea parties with dakimakura are preferable to "pig disgusting 3D" women.

also whose steve

its snooby's steve i think

the guy that lives in the dumpster behind littleerik's gym/garage? that steve?

nah, i'm manning the bloard tent at coachella this weekend. someones gotta unload all this merch, haha smh. gonna have a hologram performance by swann later on tonight so stop by and rip some omegawops off the official bloard juul before the show. its gonna be sick 😎 💨💨💨

I was excited to attend however unfortunately me and Steve have fallen out over which justin beiber hair cut was our favourite. 😢

I hear it's gonna be a good party

wtf. do you guys think steve forgot to invite me? no...

steve used to bully me in high school

While I'm excited about the party, in really wish Steve wouldn't use the evite platform. I went on there too RSVP and Steve immediately "liked" my response from the evite app. what sort of soulless motherfucker has the evite app

the steve kind that’s what kind! fuck steve. fuck you steve! i’m gonna burn your party down bitch!