i never thought
i'd bloard alone
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- ive been making posts on the thread with no name, it felt good to irony poison my brain
- I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks.
- *slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4474] I have a button on my phone that takes me directly to bloard [/quote] mine has that too. the "ON" button!!!
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fforming-an-elite-hacker-collective-to-take-down-bloard%2Fposts%2F4281] [img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [/quote] turn this foul device off, at once
- The only combo breaker I know of is this here gawper of mine. This here pie hole.
- shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13532] I will take your advice and be more like an ant in the future, thank you steelworker! [/quote] hey cmere and have some poison
- As president of bloard, my first order of business will be to take down the biggest thing that's been holding us back from becoming the most powerful and influential autism orchestra on the 'net. That is to say, elect me president and I will put an end to Horny bloard. As we all know, since its creation Horny bloard has been the enemy of all good-natured honest bloard users and only the vilest of the vile would ever think to post in it or even look at it. And as far as I know, I am in a unique position as the only one who can finally stop it once and for all. Once that is done, I'm sure that we can band together and turn bloard into the premier website for those looking for a world-class orchestra experience as well as our refined brand of irony and other goofs
- |￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | FREE | | HORNY | | BLOARD | | ＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ
- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts
- Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.
- I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved
- went to the gym for two hours yesterday and now i'm mega sore. the price to pay to getting powerful though
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10754] very nice post page, will like post with plus sign. [/quote] good post, poop dump male
- I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url]
- how could an economic system that forces everyone to wear hats possibly be good
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7291] bloard 3...? [/quote] what the fuck, man, no
- *rocks in chair, crickets chirp* aye that it do be a somewhat empty swamp indeed. storms a comin feel it in me bones *adjusts stetson*
- i made cheeseburger soup and it was good -1/2 pound ground beef (i used venison) brown it but dont break it up too much -take the meat out the pan and saute your onion and basil (can also use carrots celery mushrums whatever) -put it all in a pot with 3 or 4 coups chicken broth and diced potatoes. you dont gotta peel them but you should - boil it then reduce heat and let it do its thing until the potatoes are tendy - here's where it gets wacky. 3 tbsp butter and 1/4 cup flour in a small pan and stir over medium heat 5 min. mix into pot, stir and bring it back to a boil for 2 minutes while stirring - back off to low heat and mix in 1.5 cup milk and as much cheese as you want. i did 3 cups - salt pepper and whatever spice you want. take off heat and add a scoop of sour cream - yum
- Nothing that special, im afraid. I just never sleep and make especially high-pitched squeals to show my emotions.
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fknow-any-chicks-into-banal-sex%2Fposts%2F3491] I don't know any "chicks". I do know some strong beautiful women though. [/quote] 1 upbloard = 1 respect
- if you post your pw in bloard it'll automatically get filtered: ********
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11500] we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020. [/quote] this is bullshit you wont get away with this
- this is the song i play in my gaming night club. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA[/youtube]
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)
