[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)

dominos pizza sucks shit

Cryptids are extremely fascinating, and I have often searched the hills and valleys in the attempt at getting a sweet sweet glimpse at some rare and undocumented creatures. One time I saw a Sasquatch, but then I got closer and realized it was just DerekLaserBeam going on one of his classic strolls to the pond. He was even holding a banana (Sasquatches are monkies and like that kind of thing) so you can see how I might have made the mistake. Anyways, have any of you seen a cryptid before?

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffuck-u-guys%2Fposts%2F6703] oh, what's that? heteronormietive republishart capitalism in television visual-consumable format? good shit, OP. just kidding. i'm glad you're deprived. [/quote] lost track after the 3rd word. i wish king of the hill were on netflix

i havbe a condition

Genki Desu :)

just sneezed so i come to this thread in my time of need

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5334] what is the objective of this game [/quote] Each player is secretly assigned a team at the start of the game. The two teams are the humans and the Cylons, and each team has a specific objective. The human players are trying to find the map to Earth, while the Cylon players simply want to annihilate the human race. Players win or lose with the other members of their team...but must figure out who they can trust in order to lead their team to victory. Or at least that's how we used to play it, not sure if those are the actual rules

go vegna

sexy tittyes, extra mayo

shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.

"fries or chips." what the fuck are you on about mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV1jm-4ny-E this one it was on the hypernormalisation soundtrack. replaced st elmo's fire as my favorite eno song

hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]

I feel bad for pressuring you like this but not as bad as i felt looking at that smilie’s big boner

The only combo breaker I know of is this here gawper of mine. This here pie hole.

everoyone seen a cryptid. big deal.

born too early to explore bloard2...👴 born too late to witness Swann posts on bloard...👶 born just in time to +1 kingdad for speaking the d*mn truth ..😎

( sitting in a booth with a half-eaten watermelon laying in the opposite seat ) "So, do you come here often?"

plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure

doing a bigg piss after cumming

I can believe it. You've been asking for it for a long-ass time. And you finally got it.

i never thought i'd bloard alone i made the best posts, who'dve known?

Pretty neat

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4474] I have a button on my phone that takes me directly to bloard [/quote] mine has that too. the "ON" button!!!

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F12746] more like onikugaishimasu (nice to meat you) [/quote] 🤔🤔 [img]https://i.ibb.co/LzNH2Jg/20200615-062141.jpg[/img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/JjujhJH.jpg[/img] thats me next to kyuu kyuu-kun and henkei shita

hola como estas

lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)

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[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10754] very nice post page, will like post with plus sign. [/quote] good post, poop dump male

goind to bed now

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13532] I will take your advice and be more like an ant in the future, thank you steelworker! [/quote] hey cmere and have some poison

It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts

I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url]

i just farted and it smells so bad haha

My butt lmao

Boobonyx

Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.