i burn my hands trying to touch that booty

gooooood morning!!!

bloardin makes me feel good

shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fba-ba-ba-super%2Fposts%2F12247] it makes you go bababa when you plug your belly button into a wall outlet. Here is proof [img]https://ibin.co/5EDwZyDyh2JJ.jpg[/img] [img]https://ibin.co/5EDxBR7uxo0j.jpg[/img] [img]https://ibin.co/5EDxM3HZEteH.jpg[/img] [/quote] this cant actually happen can it?

when your buffer than me, your too buff

hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrumple-or-fold%2Fposts%2F204] is there another way? [/quote] brendle

born too early to explore bloard2...👴 born too late to witness Swann posts on bloard...👶 born just in time to +1 kingdad for speaking the d*mn truth ..😎

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Pretty neat

guten flog

i also pick firebender so i can finish what i started

you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers

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I'm actually going to the actual gym tonight. i'm going to self-actualize by actually moving heavy objects with my actual limbs, repeatedly. i actually had a wide-grip bar get flung through my actual frontal cortex, and now my actual broca area is actually broca-en.

go vegna

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I like to see the ecosystem get messed up and unbalanced. I think psycho-twisted shit is cool. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)

It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

welcome to bloard! we are a tight-knit community of like-minded posters who above all love to share the lols and Bring It In! by the way, i've given you your first plus one. this means you are bound to me as a bloard thrall and have to plus one all my posts

try turning your monitor on and off

I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved

i feel like i am spending too much time on the, "bloard" and it's making me do badder i,m taking a brakee

good bloardubg

this made me thrash around and pass out

what is the math part of this

stop this

grindr lol

and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores....

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consider every kiss, show her your respect and admiration in every touch, passionate or casual. Her body is a temple, and you must treat it as such. I have had two girlfriends and they were both VERY happy with me, sexually, and otherwise. The key word is respect.

fellas, it is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must tell you that this winter weather has given me dry bag

Dominos is the best imo but the ratio if ingredients can vary wildly, which is why i always order light sauce. For some reason this drastically increases the consistency of your order. Pan pizza with light sauce is my go to. Wish you would get back on the ol' Twit bug deal but it's nice having you here at least

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10276] monday morning bloard :) not making a new thread for this. i'm just going to use this one, hope that's not a problem. how is everyones mondays so far? are you all looking forward to the week full of work ahead? i hope you are! [/quote] i've got some work to do, and you ain't gonna like it