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- Motion denied, after carefully reviewing the evidence the court finds she'll be here soon. Court orders you two (2) to sit tight.
- i poured the milk .... *whispers with tears pouring out of eyes* before the cereal
- im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed
- what the hell is all this. i don't make really bad posts. fuck your mother
- NOT!!! you fucking normies! dont you dare do any of that shit in this thread. or else... 👊😁 or else you're get punched.
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjV5jf5Nx4k[/youtube]
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- Congratulations to everyone on bringing in new people to bloardm. I knew we could do it guys!
- ( sitting in a booth with a half-eaten watermelon laying in the opposite seat ) "So, do you come here often?"
- I'd donate my first novel to my father, who lost all his books in a fire.
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- yesterday i was getting ready to go to work and i felt that common urge to pass some gas, so i went for it. pushed a little to help it on its way. then i felt a thick warm substance ooze out. fuck! shit!!! i ran to the bathroom and threw my now soiled underpants in the trash, then released a torrent of diarrhea. once all was said and done, i was glad that the ‘hea had hit at home rather than during my 45 minute commute or at the workplace. it must have been from that damn ravioli i had the day before for lunch. fuck elizabeth’s pizza!!!
- its okay beefsnack everyone's allowed one slip up in the no irony thread. it can be hard.
- I feel bad for pressuring you like this but not as bad as i felt looking at that smilie’s big boner
- i’m reserving this thread for when plopadop registers and decides to post on bloard. hey buddy! 👋 until then, please refrain from posting any hijinks or shenanigans in here, k?
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋
- bloard top posts bloards hillips homegbsThe hottest meme of the year! Avatar Mister Spigetti 2 Small brain: Whats your facebook Normal brain: Whats your instagran Glowing brain: Whats your twitter @ Space brain: Whats your bloard 4 hours ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 0 this has already been done bud an hour ago quote Avatar bug deal 0 thats what makes it a hot meme 12 minutes ago quote homegbsThe hottest meme of the year! Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img Create Post Preview
- great memory derek (ignore the troll above me) i recall playing CTR (that's crash team racing) on ps1 as a kid and trying to get a platinum relic on crash cove. i collected all the time boxes and was just short of the platinum relic qualifying time. dismayed, i hung my head. but little did i know you get a time deduction bonus for getting all the boxes. this deduction pushed me into platinum range. i hi-fived a nearby friend real hard
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F12746] more like onikugaishimasu (nice to meat you) [/quote] 🤔🤔 [img]https://i.ibb.co/LzNH2Jg/20200615-062141.jpg[/img]
- bomb born bold bogs bork boon boak bozo bonk bony boxy bods bowl bows bore body boat bong boot bond book boos boil boff bone bops bolo boss boas both bout bool bode boar boob bots boom bolt bosh boys
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro