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- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- I'd donate my first novel to my father, who lost all his books in a fire.
- ( sitting in a booth with a half-eaten watermelon laying in the opposite seat ) "So, do you come here often?"
- we’ve got 5 year old hatchets we’ve never sold across the street, just sayin😏
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- thanks. the picture is from my nephews wedding day, as you can tell by my proud smirk and posture
- haha guys real funny *brings fist down onto desk dramatically while turning red*
- [quote=Battra;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fworst-letters-ever%2Fposts%2F12545] Q f k s [/quote] ok buddy you can eff right off! I personally think F is one of the best letters ever...
- bomb born bold bogs bork boon boak bozo bonk bony boxy bods bowl bows bore body boat bong boot bond book boos boil boff bone bops bolo boss boas both bout bool bode boar boob bots boom bolt bosh boys
- [quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fba-ba-ba-super%2Fposts%2F12247] it makes you go bababa when you plug your belly button into a wall outlet. Here is proof [img]https://ibin.co/5EDwZyDyh2JJ.jpg[/img] [img]https://ibin.co/5EDxBR7uxo0j.jpg[/img] [img]https://ibin.co/5EDxM3HZEteH.jpg[/img] [/quote] this cant actually happen can it?
- summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F12746] more like onikugaishimasu (nice to meat you) [/quote] 🤔🤔 [img]https://i.ibb.co/LzNH2Jg/20200615-062141.jpg[/img]
- Congratulations to everyone on bringing in new people to bloardm. I knew we could do it guys!
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F6325] We need to tlak about the purpose of Horny bloard because most of you clowns don't seem to get it. When we talk about the topic "what get's your thang going" we mean what gets you Horny as all get out! [/quote] i dont have a thang nor will i ever let it get going if i did
- im outside rioting bc jerry didnt get his enchilada. theres a bunch of people out here and we're all pissed
- what the hell is all this. i don't make really bad posts. fuck your mother
- i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13487] bro there's one sexy lady ant for like a billion male ants. I bet they get ghosted every single day. [/quote] I'm not an entomologist but I think you're talking about bees bro
- I would like to open a case to get my French fries back on the grounds that this is bs.