shit. god damn it. i hate it. fuck. aaagh. aaaagh. crap. jeez. fffffucklestiltskins. aaaaaagh.
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- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)
- plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure
- |￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | FREE | | HORNY | | BLOARD | | ＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ
- It's good man. It makes me feel like I have to love the posts
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/JjujhJH.jpg[/img] thats me next to kyuu kyuu-kun and henkei shita
- love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4474] I have a button on my phone that takes me directly to bloard [/quote] mine has that too. the "ON" button!!!
- I'm pretty glad Firefly got cancelled and I think people who say it was a great show are misguided and unloved
- remembered this guy who would smoke weed and watch ong bak on his playstation 2
- i never thought i'd bloard alone i made the best posts, who'dve known?
- Bump me up mate. I don't like where I'm at on that list.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F5410] just kind of feel it out, no real prefs here. let my hands do the walkin and talkin, yeah? normally i get slapped public but i got lucky in a dark room with my parents once. [/quote] i feel the need to clarify this post which was obviously misinterpreted which is why i recieved not as many plus one's as i should of. just because my parents were in the room doens't mean that i was letting my hands "talk to them" so to speak. i just happened to be in the same room as my parents when the power went out while we were at a sex-havers-only party, which was held at highly secretive place which i will not tell you, but it's related to a jordan peterson fanclub afterparty, before which we viewed like 2 and a half videos of his on youtube. anyway, the power went out, and so my hands started doing what they do best, i must have felt like at least 5 or 7 boobs, roughly, i won't go into too much detail, the details aren't important, but yeah it really got my thing going, so to speak, i hope you understand what i mean by this.
- I'm trying to become unstoppably powerful.
- born too early to explore bloard2...👴 born too late to witness Swann posts on bloard...👶 born just in time to +1 kingdad for speaking the d*mn truth ..😎
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10754] very nice post page, will like post with plus sign. [/quote] good post, poop dump male
- kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them
- lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)
- *rocks in chair, crickets chirp* aye that it do be a somewhat empty swamp indeed. storms a comin feel it in me bones *adjusts stetson*
- The only combo breaker I know of is this here gawper of mine. This here pie hole.
- cried into my broccoli today, new soup just dropped 💯
- bloard needs anti doping committee to prevent unscrupulous posters from getting unfair +1 advantage under the influence of nugs
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fknow-any-chicks-into-banal-sex%2Fposts%2F3491] I don't know any "chicks". I do know some strong beautiful women though. [/quote] 1 upbloard = 1 respect
