I went to the gym today

Im going to the gym after I clear the smoke. Out of. My apartment from . The toast I burned due to negligence

I'm actually going to the actual gym tonight. i'm going to self-actualize by actually moving heavy objects with my actual limbs, repeatedly. i actually had a wide-grip bar get flung through my actual frontal cortex, and now my actual broca area is actually broca-en.

You can work out your muscles all you want, but if your brain isn't fit, you'll never make those huge gains. I came across this product Alpha Brain on the Joe Rogan Experience, and it's good, but let me share a little tip: when you get out of bed in the morning, drink 1 litre of ice cold water, dump an entire jar of Alpha Brain in your mortar, grind it into a powder with your pestle, than snort that shit with a toilet paper roll. I've never been so focused. I can see the other 95% of the unknown universe. I'm making gains like never before. I'm deadlifting 7,000 pounds. I'm using my 200lbs pure-muscle Crossfit gf as a medicine ball and whipping her clear across the continent. I'm kettlebell swinging a ford focus for 900 reps, no rest. I do pushups for three weeks straight, no rest, on the JRE GorillaGrip MAXfuck pushup grips. use. the. code. name. ro. gan.

i went on a walk at the rec center with my mom and i talked to her about sun kil moon

i did some body weight squats today in the junk yard

Leg Day hahaha .. hit + if u legs sore bahahahaha

i dragged some dumpsters around and pulled a garbage truck with my teeth and wrestled homeless people. it's called the "practical urban workout"

its weiner day at the gym lol. just kidding. im actually just messing around with some free weights and barking like a dog after each rep. after each set i start panting heavily and i wag my tail when people pat me on the head as they pass by

i do hard core parkour. nbd

Sounds like this dude two posts above me is an actual straight up dog

...sounds like bear - an actual dog at an actual gym.

[SCENE: Doggy Day Care Place, Interior] DEREK: Wow there's a lot of dogs at the gym today! [starts doing squat thrusts]

skipped gym today.. got a haircut isntead.. basically same thing

its a mental gym where you have to suppress all the thoughts telling you youre a loser in the face of your failure to maintain small talk with the old mexican barber

hmmm today I will listen to some 'HULK MODE' | Epic Badass Workout Motivation Music Mix for 1 Hour <-- clueless

went to thye gym 2day. going back 2 back tomorrow to to detach my triceps from my arms via successive rending motion off the bar-back lifter w/ 300+ lbs of cool dusty steel

hmmm, me? i like going to the gym and harming myself via injury. And then? making a big fuss when they carry me off in a stretcher for the 4th time that month //

i go to the gym

going to the gym...at lunch break. going to eat a gym mat and that chalk shit

bout to start up again, been too long

thinking abouty going to the gym. soon (to lift weights)

two weeks ago i went to the gym 4 days in a row. LOL

did bench, i can bench my body weight which i screamed as i did it. then the big olympic lifters surrounded me and covered me in powder and lifted *me*. it was an awful experience.

I joke around with my coworkers about how the only thing I work at the gym is my glutes. The truth is though that I work on my glutes a LOT

blasted my pecs

th3 only reason I go to the gym is so that I can post in this bloard earnestly, and not make a liar of myself

ripped tri's

scronched my 'ceps

anyone here been hitting the gym lately

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F3052] anyone here been hitting the gym lately [/quote] No

im going to the gym to rase my t levels

I'm sick so I can't go to the gym.

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I'm going to try to get to the gym tonight. Gotta get above 70kg, I've rarely crested beyond it.

Using kg is for not smart people. And slow learners, haha

going 2 the gym tonight and so is KingDad ..giong to Skype each other when we bench press at the same time to give advice on something called "proper form"

me and slow learner incredibly motivated ourselves through the power of skype. we screamed much to the chagrin of the other lifters

[img]http://i.imgur.com/JSLcaej.jpg[/img] just a shower thought i had. could be seen as pretty deep Meh... make of this what you will...

We raided the high level body builders and there manlets now lmao