I'm in favour of every internet user having a bloard account.
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- *puts feet up on desk* Hey bloard crew. It’s youre boss Scout. this is the bloard where you can unbutton your shirt, remove your tie, take off your blazer, what-the-fuck-ever (yup you can swear) and just post super casually. No business uncasual allowed.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7705] I'm putting the ass back into you [/quote] I think I had a dream about that too
- Dadmilker, good name but sorry you cant use it because it is the name of my band sorry! 😖
- taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.
- this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update
- unironically? dude... hate to fuckin say this,, but get tf in here
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F3674] starting a new mesocycle on monday [/quote] better wear a helmet and leathers while you ride it lmao
- gosh guys look at how shes smiling at me... i wonder if she likes me . ???
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but
- the momentary feeling of accomplishment that i can only get from flashing lights and noises and am too used to getting artificially that despite being 32 years old i will never achieve in real life, also the steady distraction from my responsibilities and fears. then there was the time my brother and i beat mario 64 one evening and right after mario said thank you so mucha for to playing my game there was a hail of gunfire and screams from the othrr room where our parents were watching some movie and that was pretty funny.
- I guess you could say the game has left a strong [b]legacy[/b]. edit: fixed bbcode
- [quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.
- hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry
- yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.
- Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!
- bloard homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Phage 10 Hey just wondering what the biscotti policy is on bloard 23 days ago quote i'ts good 4 bloard is a gluten free space... please keep that in mind 23 days ago quote slow learner 5 *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy 13 days ago quote orgamecha 5 the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" 13 days ago quote edit delete jerry 4 That shits biscotti 13 days ago quote Phage 4 orgamecha posted: the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" That shit’s biscotti 8 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 Go back on twitter please phage thank you so much 8 days ago quote beefsnack 3 bloard: crumble town the cursed city (feat. biscoty') 7 days ago quote Phage 5 :) 4 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 :) 4 days ago quote hillips 3 heres the goddamn policy. everyone listen up! if you got some biscotti around here.... you gotta share that shit!!!! EDIT: :) 4 days ago quote jerry 3 :) 4 days ago quote moog 14 okay nice. h-hey wait hillips wtf man 4 days ago quote hillips 4 mine mine mine! 4 days ago quote orgamecha 2 :) 3 days ago quote edit delete beefsnack 1 never ate biscetty now im curious :) 3 days ago quote bug deal 7 yeah, bi-curious. short for biscotti curious. 2 days ago quote littleerik 3 i want to fuck the cooky/biscuit 2 days ago quote jerry 1 im going to make the biscuit whistle 2 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 0 Oh no 2 days ago quote ☃ 0 im a buscotti b0i 2 days ago quote jessica 3 :) 13 hours ago quote dereklaserbeam 1 :) 11 hours ago quote Phage 0 :) 11 hours ago quote jerry 0 :( 11 hours ago quote pigfoot_vermont 3 . . \__/ 10 hours ago quote dick chappy 1 :0] 10 hours ago quote homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img
- National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People
- baby yoda want fuck fuck. give baby yoda that soft dick, he'll make that dick sing. he'll cram into your butt. he'll ruin your life. baby yoda will send your dick from here over into jail. this good news? baby yoda DIES. edit: jack love baby yoda once jack find baby yoda have girl junk. jack with baby yoda like that pair that stay fuck when time stop. they have been love long till here. cute pair. seen them fuck.
- *carving plusses into my arms with knife* no big deal, don't really care about them anyways
- i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store
- *visibly sweating and ushering my hogs out the back exit*
- Heh, too easy >:) this is the sort of thread I can "troll around" in, merely by BEING here! Get owned, babies!
- Twitter is bloard for losers
- ☝☺👌 this is the summer i come out of my shell
- Many (such as myself) have tried to sneak into slow learner's house on new years eve to try and sneak a recording of his legendary song "You Gotta Be The One," but none yet have succeeded and many do not make it out. Knowing this song is considered to be of key strategic importance to several major powers aroundd the world and they're paying top dollar for it
