Cumby

Rough idea outline: Frankenstein drinking Jizz, but he drinks too much and gets pregnant. Need to make it relevant to today's political climate. Possibly say something about guns.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fthe-wall%2Fposts%2F7008] yes please. see how polite i’m being? the canada is rubbing off on me. [/quote] what a coincidence, I'm rubbing off in canada

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[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flooking-at-a-tree%2Fposts%2F7054] i call trees arbes to impress the girls, but they dont know latin and just call me NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] perhaps they are instead hearing you say "arby's" and that you post on a website called "war dot com", and think that you want to take them on a date for roast beef sandwiches and jamocha milkshakes and then talk about military conflicts, which is probably why you're striking out big my man. instead you could offer to take them to Olive Garden, where you could Come in and enjoy unlimited freshly baked breadsticks, garden fresh salad and homemade soup. Spicy Italian sausage, fresh kale and russet potatoes in a creamy broth. White and red beans, ground beef, tomatoes and tubetti pasta in a savory broth. Unlimited Soup, Salad and Breadsticks Lunch for $6.99 at Olive Garden

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Snooby to jerry! Come in! Over

I saw him there. He's a liar.

A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.

fuck this shit, yeah? fuck aint alls yall here? this post jack made good. come back this ways

n0mz on teh muffinz

gusts gales n puffs, cant get enough 🌬💨🍃 wish i was being buffeted on a blustery bluff 😩🥵🤪

But in reality, [b]I do[/b]

2017: site full with post from dads. 2020: moms take lead from dads 2022: moms rule this site with iron fist. more time will pass, moms post grow thin. tide will turn once baby make post. baby ages come next, cant stop them.

i am using the mammal brain to pick up wooden blocks with my fingers and spin them round

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it 😁 [/quote] jfuck your new word

i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!

👀 👃 👅 -“let me in the army”

👀 you probably know alot about keeping your head up, you freaky looking NE[𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 [url=https://www.bloard.com/rules]𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴[/url]. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 [url=https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/thread-for-swearing?page=5#post-7401]𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦[/url] (𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞) 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵.]

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pity hugs $1 pity kisses $2 pity double glazing quote £400

I am seriously considering cashing in my bloard points, but I realized I haven't gotten the catalog in the mail yet this year. have you guys gotten you copies? what are you going to spend your bloard points on? last year I got the inflatable chernip but the fucking thing developed a leak halfway through my river trip so I probably won't do that again unless they switch suppliers

lemme get uhhhhh slice of jerry car trunk car pizza

dirty-belly mama

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled

National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People

i've got a freakin boner

yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.

and for the win

What the fuck...

bloard homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Phage 10 Hey just wondering what the biscotti policy is on bloard 23 days ago quote i'ts good 4 bloard is a gluten free space... please keep that in mind 23 days ago quote slow learner 5 *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy 13 days ago quote orgamecha 5 the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" 13 days ago quote edit delete jerry 4 That shits biscotti 13 days ago quote Phage 4 orgamecha posted: the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" That shit’s biscotti 8 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 Go back on twitter please phage thank you so much 8 days ago quote beefsnack 3 bloard: crumble town the cursed city (feat. biscoty') 7 days ago quote Phage 5 :) 4 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 :) 4 days ago quote hillips 3 heres the goddamn policy. everyone listen up! if you got some biscotti around here.... you gotta share that shit!!!! EDIT: :) 4 days ago quote jerry 3 :) 4 days ago quote moog 14 okay nice. h-hey wait hillips wtf man 4 days ago quote hillips 4 mine mine mine! 4 days ago quote orgamecha 2 :) 3 days ago quote edit delete beefsnack 1 never ate biscetty now im curious :) 3 days ago quote bug deal 7 yeah, bi-curious. short for biscotti curious. 2 days ago quote littleerik 3 i want to fuck the cooky/biscuit 2 days ago quote jerry 1 im going to make the biscuit whistle 2 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 0 Oh no 2 days ago quote ☃ 0 im a buscotti b0i 2 days ago quote jessica 3 :) 13 hours ago quote dereklaserbeam 1 :) 11 hours ago quote Phage 0 :) 11 hours ago quote jerry 0 :( 11 hours ago quote pigfoot_vermont 3 . . \__/ 10 hours ago quote dick chappy 1 :0] 10 hours ago quote homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img

ucking vey

thread for contemplating the futility of everything ever [img]https://1ri26s33ly0e2m3ovy3we3c2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inflatable-dinosaur-30-inches-76cms-product-image.jpg[/img] this inflatable dinosaur is a metaphor to start the thread with a bang as you can expend as much breath as you like to bring this prehistoric titan to life but at the end of the day it will only ever deflate and leave you thoroughly disappointed

That was Dereklaserbeam that just grabbed your dick.

:)

Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!

Twitter is bloard for losers

Come on let's see that broken foot, how you broke it, etc

Love Blord

[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10667] Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢 [/quote] The crumbs of biscotti scatter in the wind... That shit? Well — that shit’s within all of us. Beyond the cones - - we may live happily 🙂