*puts feet up on desk* Hey bloard crew. It’s youre boss Scout. this is the bloard where you can unbutton your shirt, remove your tie, take off your blazer, what-the-fuck-ever (yup you can swear) and just post super casually. No business uncasual allowed.

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Thank god you’re here, “kob”. I was just in need of getting my dick sucked.

haha, that guy is here to suck your dick !!!!

im confused. i don't speak shitpost

*faxing scans of my ass* Hey Scout, got some important documents coming your way. Hehe

lol, Damn coffee machines on the fritz again..."Don't ask me to Bloard till I've chugged my mud," haha, you know what i'm saying man... damn lol you really get me man... look (making sure we're alone), you ever want to just …take off? leave this life of placatory (puts mug down to do finger quotes) benefits like hawaiian shirt fridays and a ccommunal fridge full of diet sodas behind - get in touch with our humanity and nature and live like our forefathers, build your own house somewhere woodsy with your own damn hands ! , look up at the night sky and count the stars, spend your free time training with antique firearms so you can defend your way of life against the Plague that is modernity, grow your own berries, nobody's really sure how exactly you met the women that seems to live with you, develop an innate connection to the shifting seasons, (not blinking) really feel , really FEEL what it is to be alive..!? oh... you don't..? haha yeah lol im joking lmao cmon man, lighten up lol , it's freaking friday (walking away a little too fast)