Come on let's see that broken foot, how you broke it, etc

(i open my mouth as wide as i can) "toilet"

The authorities on naming colors actually changed the name of the color "chartreuse" to "bloard green" after bloard became so big that people started recognizing it from here more than from the French liqueur. I personally think that whoever chose it had the right idea since it was a way to give our forum that unique "pop" that really made it stand out from the competition and really surge ahead in web-traffic. That it looks like pee poo diarrhea vomit is just a bonus

n0mz on teh muffinz

👀 👃 👅 -“let me in the army”

email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flooking-at-a-tree%2Fposts%2F7054] i call trees arbes to impress the girls, but they dont know latin and just call me NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] perhaps they are instead hearing you say "arby's" and that you post on a website called "war dot com", and think that you want to take them on a date for roast beef sandwiches and jamocha milkshakes and then talk about military conflicts, which is probably why you're striking out big my man. instead you could offer to take them to Olive Garden, where you could Come in and enjoy unlimited freshly baked breadsticks, garden fresh salad and homemade soup. Spicy Italian sausage, fresh kale and russet potatoes in a creamy broth. White and red beans, ground beef, tomatoes and tubetti pasta in a savory broth. Unlimited Soup, Salad and Breadsticks Lunch for $6.99 at Olive Garden

for energy. for strength.

actually. i have this cool talent where the water usage in my house isnt metred as the council wouldve had to dig up part of the driveway to install a water metre which would’ve cost them loads of money so they just left us with no metre, saving loads of money for us so yeah, i guess you could say im pretty talented 😎 EDIT: other two talents 1) juggling (one ball) 2) chef

[img]http://orig13.deviantart.net/261d/f/2012/270/2/c/banana_king_n_loyal_knights_by_mnrart-d5g4e8j.png[/img] This is what happens to people that try and fight back. [img]http://img03.deviantart.net/575c/i/2008/356/2/2/death_of_a_banana_by_zim0n.jpg[/img] [img]http://img13.deviantart.net/bca8/i/2010/320/a/6/banana_death_by_a_penguin_by_mjpj189-d330eti.jpg[/img] LONG LIVE THEE KINGGG 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

i only got one: 1) Chortling really loud edit:😎

[img]https://files.catbox.moe/5tma5e.jpg[/img]

idk guys I don't feel good about my body... scared to take my shirt off : [

Hey snoob, just wanted to see how u are man. catch ya on the flip! :)

2017: site full with post from dads. 2020: moms take lead from dads 2022: moms rule this site with iron fist. more time will pass, moms post grow thin. tide will turn once baby make post. baby ages come next, cant stop them.

drink water fellas

fuck this shit, yeah? fuck aint alls yall here? this post jack made good. come back this ways

I think his computer just got unplugged. he'lll figure it out

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it 😁 [/quote] jfuck your new word

i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!

ok i didnt want to do this but... [img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/icetray/icetray1602/icetray160214542/51714393-slammed-word-on-keyboard-button.jpg[/img]

i am using the mammal brain to pick up wooden blocks with my fingers and spin them round

A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.

𝔜𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔣𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡, 𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 [b]𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉.[/b]

Snooby to jerry! Come in! Over

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fhelo-is-anyone-in-here-gulp-alive%2Fposts%2F12388] I am pigfoot vermont’s first creation. Created in his own image [/quote] so do you have a bellybutton or what?

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled

But in reality, [b]I do[/b]

Poup

yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.

how we do it, this is

National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People

thread for contemplating the futility of everything ever [img]https://1ri26s33ly0e2m3ovy3we3c2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inflatable-dinosaur-30-inches-76cms-product-image.jpg[/img] this inflatable dinosaur is a metaphor to start the thread with a bang as you can expend as much breath as you like to bring this prehistoric titan to life but at the end of the day it will only ever deflate and leave you thoroughly disappointed

Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!

i've got a freakin boner

my arm got fucked up by a weird looking tree branch

Love Blord

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fgou%2Fposts%2F12513] Gou [/quote] Insane shit people wtf

Haha 🎶bug deals got a big dick bug deals got a big dick 🎶

i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store