Cum gas, we've all heard the stories. Is it real? Can you vape it? There's enough evidence to argue both ways. The ancients apparently used it in high-powered blasting operations, depending on who you ask. Viable alternate energy source? I'd like to hear your thoughts and maybe we can get to the bottom of this.

You are my toilet. And it's time for me to piss.

drink water fellas

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5 angels caught on video tape [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kc92S9IAgf0/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] does this look sexy to you?????? source: 38 years phtoographing angels

(i open my mouth as wide as i can) "toilet"

fuck this shit, yeah? fuck aint alls yall here? this post jack made good. come back this ways

email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!

But in reality, [b]I do[/b]

i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!

A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.

👀 👃 👅 -“let me in the army”

n0mz on teh muffinz

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it 😁 [/quote] jfuck your new word

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pity hugs $1 pity kisses $2 pity double glazing quote £400

lemme get uhhhhh slice of jerry car trunk car pizza

dirty-belly mama

Trouble! On the toilet

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12070] I have to go to the bathroom [/quote] overruled

and for the win

i've got a freakin boner

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-is-dead%2Fposts%2F10334] seriously? you aren't in.. whoops, I mean.] yeah, when [/quote] Alright, freaking lol, bug deal. You may have trolled me this time but this is the last time you fuck with me.

yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.

National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People

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whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds

:)

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/l2RnCy8ZEv7oZkYrm/giphy.gif[/img] watching for amber to show up on bloard

What the fuck...

ucking vey

thread for contemplating the futility of everything ever [img]https://1ri26s33ly0e2m3ovy3we3c2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inflatable-dinosaur-30-inches-76cms-product-image.jpg[/img] this inflatable dinosaur is a metaphor to start the thread with a bang as you can expend as much breath as you like to bring this prehistoric titan to life but at the end of the day it will only ever deflate and leave you thoroughly disappointed

[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10667] Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢 [/quote] The crumbs of biscotti scatter in the wind... That shit? Well — that shit’s within all of us. Beyond the cones - - we may live happily 🙂

bloard homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Phage 10 Hey just wondering what the biscotti policy is on bloard 23 days ago quote i'ts good 4 bloard is a gluten free space... please keep that in mind 23 days ago quote slow learner 5 *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy 13 days ago quote orgamecha 5 the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" 13 days ago quote edit delete jerry 4 That shits biscotti 13 days ago quote Phage 4 orgamecha posted: the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" That shit’s biscotti 8 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 Go back on twitter please phage thank you so much 8 days ago quote beefsnack 3 bloard: crumble town the cursed city (feat. biscoty') 7 days ago quote Phage 5 :) 4 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 :) 4 days ago quote hillips 3 heres the goddamn policy. everyone listen up! if you got some biscotti around here.... you gotta share that shit!!!! EDIT: :) 4 days ago quote jerry 3 :) 4 days ago quote moog 14 okay nice. h-hey wait hillips wtf man 4 days ago quote hillips 4 mine mine mine! 4 days ago quote orgamecha 2 :) 3 days ago quote edit delete beefsnack 1 never ate biscetty now im curious :) 3 days ago quote bug deal 7 yeah, bi-curious. short for biscotti curious. 2 days ago quote littleerik 3 i want to fuck the cooky/biscuit 2 days ago quote jerry 1 im going to make the biscuit whistle 2 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 0 Oh no 2 days ago quote ☃ 0 im a buscotti b0i 2 days ago quote jessica 3 :) 13 hours ago quote dereklaserbeam 1 :) 11 hours ago quote Phage 0 :) 11 hours ago quote jerry 0 :( 11 hours ago quote pigfoot_vermont 3 . . \__/ 10 hours ago quote dick chappy 1 :0] 10 hours ago quote homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img

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Haha 🎶bug deals got a big dick bug deals got a big dick 🎶

Snooby to jerry! Come in! Over

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i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store