*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

log off beefsnack

Dadmilker, good name but sorry you cant use it because it is the name of my band sorry! 😖

*puts feet up on desk* Hey bloard crew. It’s youre boss Scout. this is the bloard where you can unbutton your shirt, remove your tie, take off your blazer, what-the-fuck-ever (yup you can swear) and just post super casually. No business uncasual allowed.

Yo!! I had like 50 cent and this other dude had $3 I put my 50 c down, rolled 7/11 boom took his 50 cent, put a dollar down, 3, 4, 5, 6 bam!! nigga had a dollar left, one more roll boom boom boom!! Where'd ya money go bitch!! Then I saw this fly ass honey in these fine ass sweat pants, sweet baggy ass sweat shirt and I'm like yo honey let me buy you some Doritos and shes all like me?! an I'm like yeah baby I got you, and she started reachin for them 1.39 does and I'm like woah honey I'se talkin bout dem .25 does, and shes all like sorry, and then we went back to her place she gave me a hug at the door and i'm all like DAMN!!!! You know what yr doin!!! Then I went home with my 3.25 NIGGAS!!!!!!

who let this happen

Muh muh muh. Buh buh buh

i drinked my pee edit: wrong thread

yah, also it always was good, and haters were jalous of the good posts, and the friendship and laughs

ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses.

calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7705] I'm putting the ass back into you [/quote] I think I had a dream about that too

this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update

Oh my fur and whiskers

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

i liked when joker was in the bathtub and started laughing so hard that he shit himself and then puked because of it

im thinking about getting back into bloard

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

no need to be rude about it

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3271] I'm reading book_bloard [/quote] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value

mod update: just broke my hog

Get real Jerry

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1FWjriD60[/youtube]

also, add a random string to the uploaded avatar file name so i don't have to wait for the cache to bust. and fix these bugs!! !!!

whats new on bloard? Bloard patch notes v2.43 • new craze called the dvd challenge: you record yourself snapping a dvd in half using only your mouth and upload the video of it, and challenge others to take part! • new emojis: 🍐 green strawberry, 🛁 tub, 🇩🇪 lgbt flag, 😀 smily face • new "inside joke": emily is watching peter rabbit on amazon even though the loading thing is still spinning in the middle of the screen. i gotta get outta here! 😰

in my dream there was a big DOOM map making contest that was extremely popular and everyone was talking about it... but then there was a big controversy because someone had the link to their DOOM wad taken off facebook because it had the word "queef" in the title. this was a really big deal for some reason and that fucking rat mark zuckerberg had to appear in court again because of it

just wrote this to capture my internal sadness Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Here we go Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou That's it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidi houdihoudi dey dou That's all, all right Everybody now here we go It's a brand new version of the do see do Just stomp you feet and clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hampsterdance Bounce in time, to the beat Hey, you don't even have to move your feet Just shake your thing, let me see you move Now spin around and feel the groove Yee ha! let's try it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou You're catching on Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Terrific come on everybody clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Come on everybody cla clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Here comes the music yee ha! Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Ha ha ha ha ha

hey guys I am still alive. I need a haircut and I haven't had as many showers as the manual recommends, but I am still kickin

i have to warn you that i get extreemly horney and jack off whenever i feel stuck or become anxious in any way 😁

You can drive gravedigger but every government in the world issues an emergency Super Monster Truck to all people on earth except for regular monster truck drivers I wish i could have a nice time posting on bloard with my friends

i did but i deleted it cuz the lighting was real messed up so it looked like a dehydrated carp.

bean

nice post joop.

could've sworn Mr Bean was already posting here

taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.

what your team then .... "homo guys" ???? 😂😂

gosh guys look at how shes smiling at me... i wonder if she likes me . ???

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[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5927] mod is dead [/quote] 1. By definition, Mod is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if Mod exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than Mod. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than Mod. 5. Thus, if Mod exists in the mind as an idea, then Mod necessarily exists in reality. 6. Mod exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, Mod necessarily exists in reality