mine mine mine!

lol, nice one. this is my favorite bloard.

*klendathu drop begins to play as ten strong retards crest a hill wielding rugby helmets and hockey sticks*

Jesus christ

Should I make a new horny post or just do what I’m doing right now? Should I post anime or are you being serious?

To be clear, I CANNOT ride a bike with no handlebars. That's one of the lyrics of the song under discussion, not one of my talents.

I have a coworker who bikes and I know a couple guys in the big city who bike. One guy fixes them as a hobby and one of his bikes cost about $1300. Fuck you bloardman

Getting extremely pumped up for this week’s phage post

I just don't clean anything and live in filth!

back on you’re bull shit

[img]https://i.imgur.com/e0fo30D.png[/img] christmas came early for bloard, thank u bug deal

i would not notice you i would not care i would not try and fish you out

the only thing I abuse is my penis through the ancient art of masturbation

I really want to die asap. can’t talk to anyone about that though. that’s just the depression talking, or i’m obligated to report this to the authorities. or something like that, is what various people would say.

And little richard was on there playing an exterminator and he had this whole thing about not getting the respect he deserved. I feel like he really should have a higher standing in music than he has. He was an early rock and roll pioneer and he should at least be on the same plane as chuck berry. Cmon man

You still comin over tonight Jer? ;)

It’s Saturday Night and I’m bloarded out of my mind lol

Hi, Interested in swapping dating advice. Let's exchange advice. Let's barter for advice with advice. Things aren't always going well in my relationship and if you've got one you'll know what I mean. If things are a little rocky and you need a fresh perspective, post in this thread. We can brainstorm advice. If you're into the exchange of gametes and hard info derived from unrelenting, arduously won opinions gathered from tough, real-world experience this thread needs YOU, my friend. Let's change the world.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EgGBBpRXW4M

I eat food and I run around. at the gym I lift objects 1 half hour twice weekly to promote good circulation. my mental health is moderate.

don't like that emoji combo ever since i was in that group dm with some edgelord mullen 4chan guys

Here's my damn favorite music video of all time EDIT: Before anyone comments I don't care that the video was ripped off from something else and I also refuse to watch the original version of it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs[/youtube]

i didn;t see it and probably wont until it comes to netflix. hoewever the league of extraordinary gentlemen is good and so is kill bill 1 and 2 🚧🚧🚧

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13753] i come from a long lineage of ant slayers my moms name is diane DIE ANT it is in my blood to kill [/quote] honorable imo

honorable raymond, the fries became cold and soggy due to the appeal lodged by snooby. i petition the court to grant me 13 additional hot and crispy fries.

ahem... cumby

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fburts-bees%2Fposts%2F2834] Burt's Bees is BS. [/quote] its actaully BB,

I prefer to punish them with spinning backfists and snap kicks to the head, but we all have our preferences.

just got back from the hog dog

choked down some bacon time to cry

i don't care for it OP

I'll be there, even though some bloarders adhere to strict Bloardism which considers partying to be explicitly Blaram (lit. "Unclean"). Horny Bloard is particularly strict about about there interpretation of the Bloar'an, which states that tea parties with dakimakura are preferable to "pig disgusting 3D" women.

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[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7846] my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t..... [/quote] At first when he wrote maths i was like ho boy we got another british person in here but then he wrote math and now I don’t know what to think.

the perfect shirt... for me to poop on!!!

no i havent

*the beast approaches*

Proposition A: bananas have skin Proposition B: humans have skin Proposition C: bananas are humans

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9885] Turd bending [/quote] that's called diarrhea