i dragged some dumpsters around and pulled a garbage truck with my teeth and wrestled homeless people. it's called the "practical urban workout"
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- Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.
- "we can bloard if you want to we can leave your friends behind cuz your friends dont post and if they dont post, well theyre no friend of mine" post your bloard songs itt, dont be afraid to get a little wacky 😜
- [quote=steelworker;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F13541] Your days are numbered [/quote] There is no room for friendly jest at the horny olympics.
- grey college tee shirt navy blue gym shorts with white stripes white ankle socks
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpissinbg-thread%2Fposts%2F12421] hey way to go man [/quote] Yeah I’m real proud of u bro
- little erik your strength is 40 your intelligence is 5 and your charisma is 6. you can move 10 feet per go (bigerik can move 60) you have 30 hit points and can deal 10 hit points unarmed your alignment is chaotic good. your personality trait is shouting "hey numbnuts" and then bashing a guys skull in, you also like to farm, but nothing useful its just a big ant farm your bonds are a strong affiliation for hot dogs and burgers done on a bbq on a nice summers day :) but your flaw is that your sword always has a snide remark whenever you hit something and will insult anyone in earshot which takes 5 off of your charisma. also you can never put the sword down its like... attached or something.
- 1. Yoyo tricks 2. Not being autistic 3. Being autistic enough
- its popping off and i have been advised to no longer post pictures of it or talk about it on the internet
- seems like this thread is where i post now to express my depression and suicidal ideation since i deleted all my social media accounts in shame.
- I havent been to bloard in like a year and now all my classic highly upvoted posts are gone... wtf.. and i needed to get a new account
- There are people living there!!! Yes, you heard me right! In the land of the dead only the machines rule fast and free, unhindered by the rot of mind and flesh. If you too wish to undergo the transformation I am sorry but you're fucked!!! In this world only the Furby and the fist will reign supreme. меня тролль неt
- I plus oned your post because I want to encourage this kind of thing
- While I'm excited about the party, in really wish Steve wouldn't use the evite platform. I went on there too RSVP and Steve immediately "liked" my response from the evite app. what sort of soulless motherfucker has the evite app
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6217] How are you using these answers to make your decisions I'm not sure I like my result [/quote] deep neural network machine learning algorithms
- If snooby jumped off a cliff would you? If snooby posted in horny bloard would you?
- i eat a pack of hot dogs and sit in the dark listeining to the soft humm of the microwave. every year for the past 6 years. and i dont hate it any more like i used to. thats because i dont expect for get invited to stuff any more and i found some section of carpet and it makes the floor a lot better to sit on
- I'm not on there. but here's the twist: I'm also bloardman
- if you think you can repackage another snooby original and sell it back to bloard you got another thing coming buster brown
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F12370] . . , , |` \/ \/ \,', ; ` \/\,. : ` \,/ | / ; : : ; | ,---. / : ,' `,-._ \ ; ( o \ `' _: . ,' o ; /,.` `.__,'`-.__, \_ _ \ ,' / `, `.,' ___,'`-._ \_/ `,._ ; __;_,' `-.`-'./ `--.____) ,-' _,--\^-' ,:_____ ,-' \ (,' `--. \;-._ ; : Y `-/ `, : : : : /_;' : : | : \ \ : : `-._ `-.__, \ `. \ \ `. \ `. ,-; \---)_\ ,','/ \_ `---'--'" ,'^-;' (_` ---'" ,-') / `--.__,. ,-' \ )-.__,-- ||___,--' `-. /._______,|__________,'\ `--.____,'|_________,-' [/quote] what u lookin at ...
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5686] Good morning did you have any dreams [/quote] yes i dreamed that i was abandoned by everyone i love except my girlfriend's two dogs they stayed loyal 2 me. it's cool how dogs can recognize someone before their owners do. Nabokov springtime in fialta. dogs. master-slave dynamic. sickeining. anyway s ghood morning GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!