Hi, Interested in swapping dating advice. Let's exchange advice. Let's barter for advice with advice. Things aren't always going well in my relationship and if you've got one you'll know what I mean. If things are a little rocky and you need a fresh perspective, post in this thread. We can brainstorm advice. If you're into the exchange of gametes and hard info derived from unrelenting, arduously won opinions gathered from tough, real-world experience this thread needs YOU, my friend. Let's change the world.

hang flytraps directly over the table where you serve her dinner. when she asks if you have a fly problem respond "no".

Fell for the nintendo trick. Thought she would like to see me play xenoblade chronicles all day, turns out she hated the shit!!!! Who would have thought??? Not me, thats for sure. Anyways im drunk as fuck and posting on bloard from a train.

r u serius

Be a gentlemen and let the lady pay. The L told me to quit drinkin

yeh heahs a piece uh advaice... don't date broads!

don't date anyone. you got all you need with your self and your incresaingly obscure microgenres of web porn. live free like an animal caged in a society full of liers. trust no one. good luck op

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdating-advice%2Fposts%2F374] don't date anyone. you got all you need with your self and your incresaingly obscure microgenres of web porn. live free like an animal caged in a society full of liers. trust no one. good luck op [/quote] I've come to learn there are many like you. ASL bug deal?

15/f/nh

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdating-advice%2Fposts%2F392] 15/f/nh [/quote] I squash competition

consider every kiss, show her your respect and admiration in every touch, passionate or casual. Her body is a temple, and you must treat it as such. I have had two girlfriends and they were both VERY happy with me, sexually, and otherwise. The key word is respect.

take a hot homer shit right on her chest and scream