thats not right yoshi.you need to get your nutsack fixed
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- seems like this thread is where i post now to express my depression and suicidal ideation since i deleted all my social media accounts in shame.
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpissinbg-thread%2Fposts%2F12421] hey way to go man [/quote] Yeah I’m real proud of u bro
- 1. Yoyo tricks 2. Not being autistic 3. Being autistic enough
- There are people living there!!! Yes, you heard me right! In the land of the dead only the machines rule fast and free, unhindered by the rot of mind and flesh. If you too wish to undergo the transformation I am sorry but you're fucked!!! In this world only the Furby and the fist will reign supreme. меня тролль неt
- Ok for real though... what is the best anime of all/ever time?? I think the best anime is Pokemon Indigo League, but that's just my opinion. I also like Bikini Warriors but that's less consistently good... I only pay attention when the ""plot"" is on screen... lol!
- I'm currently listeneing to the ELO and doing homework. Just a little Bloard Update, or as I like to call it on here usually, a "Blupdate" (let me know what you think of this)
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_AND_Book_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcurrent-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now%2Fposts%2F4583] Hey, That's dope dude. What's your workout routine? Still reading I. Jest, been SUPER busy this week so not much time to get much further. I'm also an extremely slow reader (which is why I'm also such a terrible poster)f. DIdn't work out today, going to go hAM tomorrow. Will Keep y'all bl@rdxrs updated. Thanks. [/quote] I'm recovering from a partial bulging lumbar facet, a microtear in right rotator cuff musculature, and lingering inflammation of left labrum, so I can't do weightlifting like usual, though I'd say I'm eighty percent recovered. Right now I go to gym all days but Sunday, doing solely cardio and bodybuilding exercises. Monday and Thursday is three mixed cardio sprints for 5-7 mins each interspersed with pull ups, push ups and hypers, and hanging leg raises and crunches. Tuesday and Friday is same cardio interspersed with db bench press, tri push downs and lu raises, and hanging leg raises and crunches. Weds and sat are 30 minutes of elliptical. I sneak into the ymca attached to my apartment building without a membership but don't go downstairs where the staff are, so I don't have access to any kind of proper benches or squat racks (actually I don't think they even have racks, just Smith machines, which no thanks). In a few months I'll hopefully get back to weightlifting but in the meantime I'm trying to cut off as much fat as possible. Down to 140 from 160 so far, will probably go down to 130. Currently fast from 7pm to 4pm (yes, only 3 hours, and I try to eat at least 1k defecit. No risk of injuries because my workouts are so safe). Don't think I can go any lower. Once I hit 130 I'll add another 50g protein to diet and crank up the body building until I hit 150.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/n5sflE1.jpg[/img] Name: Hannah AKA bitty bitty AKA mrs. bit AKA mrs. Bittinowski AKA mrs. Bittinskaya AKA miss Hannah bell age: 4 Breed: beats me Likes: Digging to China, writhing around and kicking her feet up in the air, hanging out in her clubhouse (no boys allowed) barking as loud as possible Dislikes: Other dogs, not getting exactly what she wants all the time, that she suffers from anxiety Enemies: The neighbors next door and their annoying little shit kids. She wants to eat them and their Boston terrier too Talents: Can run real fast and do sick jumps and shit Brain power: Genius Favorite movie: Bridesmaids Idols: Imogen Heap, Copernicus Car: Koenigsegg Regera
- I plus oned your post because I want to encourage this kind of thing
- grow it out. If you're able to grow a ponytail people will have to respect you
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11122] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4[/youtube] this song fuckin' rocks and I only remember it like 3 times a year [/quote] bobby womack rules !!!
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F6596] children are raving about this one right here: https://soundcloud.com/shnabubula/sets/mario-3-alternate-reality [/quote] I respect this kind of work, but this doesn't engage me as much as [b]squid rap[/b].
- Shave some armpit hair and the beard of the goat and put it in a cauldron. Then, mix it together with the sweat of a horned pleasure-hog. After that begins to boil add in some paprika, some chives, and some ginger and let it sit for 20 minutes. What you will get is an amazing potion, full of secret delights..
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fshow-feet%2Fposts%2F438] lmao took me a second to realize that was a dog [/quote] i thought he had a centuries-old skeleton in the tub with him for a minute
- If snooby jumped off a cliff would you? If snooby posted in horny bloard would you?
- While I'm excited about the party, in really wish Steve wouldn't use the evite platform. I went on there too RSVP and Steve immediately "liked" my response from the evite app. what sort of soulless motherfucker has the evite app
- grey college tee shirt navy blue gym shorts with white stripes white ankle socks
- [quote=steelworker;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F13541] Your days are numbered [/quote] There is no room for friendly jest at the horny olympics.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fy%2Fposts%2F448] i have depression [/quote] thats cool i have diarrea
- I'm gonna go ahead and agree with little Eric on this one guys. and that's why I'm smashing that mudder flapping plus one on his post so hard that the gorilla glass on my iPad has shattered into a millions pieces.
- little erik your strength is 40 your intelligence is 5 and your charisma is 6. you can move 10 feet per go (bigerik can move 60) you have 30 hit points and can deal 10 hit points unarmed your alignment is chaotic good. your personality trait is shouting "hey numbnuts" and then bashing a guys skull in, you also like to farm, but nothing useful its just a big ant farm your bonds are a strong affiliation for hot dogs and burgers done on a bbq on a nice summers day :) but your flaw is that your sword always has a snide remark whenever you hit something and will insult anyone in earshot which takes 5 off of your charisma. also you can never put the sword down its like... attached or something.
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F12370] . . , , |` \/ \/ \,', ; ` \/\,. : ` \,/ | / ; : : ; | ,---. / : ,' `,-._ \ ; ( o \ `' _: . ,' o ; /,.` `.__,'`-.__, \_ _ \ ,' / `, `.,' ___,'`-._ \_/ `,._ ; __;_,' `-.`-'./ `--.____) ,-' _,--\^-' ,:_____ ,-' \ (,' `--. \;-._ ; : Y `-/ `, : : : : /_;' : : | : \ \ : : `-._ `-.__, \ `. \ \ `. \ `. ,-; \---)_\ ,','/ \_ `---'--'" ,'^-;' (_` ---'" ,-') / `--.__,. ,-' \ )-.__,-- ||___,--' `-. /._______,|__________,'\ `--.____,'|_________,-' [/quote] what u lookin at ...