Absolutely not. It's so much more fun to lift the heavies!!! ☺☺
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- after cracking open a cold hit of beer.. Deredk laser beam becomess gay and then e salyss that he loves too take a big crap upon the shitter. Sorry for the keyboard mess ups theres a joystick in the way because i"M trying to play mech warrior 2 mercenaries
- 1. this post 2. read this post 3. a printout of this post
- i guess bloard is showing its true colors....
- ralps going to come back some day and hes going to fuck you up kd. those who were loyal to him will be greatly rewarded for their devotion. and if you think you can just fuck off for a few months then come back when you feel like it... :/ you will not be spared from ralps wrath. sorry lol
- Debate me fegs.... Shrek would have been the greatest film of all time if shrok wasn't in the fucking film. Because, essentially without Shrek the movie shows the story of a fearless leader who expels the sorcerers within his city. These sorcerers contribute nothing to his economy, because they can conjure up things from nothing. Knowing this he kicks them out like a middle ages king did to the Jews. He then continues to clean up the streets and remove the degenerates from his city. Did you see how clean Duloc was? My oh my what an example of civilization. After Farquad goes through his plans of spring cleaning he gets to marry a princess locked away in the tower secured by a fuckin dragon. DID YOU HEAR THAT? A FUCKING DRAGOON!!!! This man would have been remembered by history as a 8 foot goliath with a 9 foot cock who expelled those who refused to help the city for their own selfish gains. Shrek only makes it a film about a green homosexual bugbear who realizes hes bisexual because of fiona. WHAT A FUCKIN DRAG!!! ðŸ˜
- wow rail road much? i wanted to get creative with the hobbit murders... whatever... i shoot myself in the fucking face
- I think Bloard will be a great community, but only if people can show some freaking self restraint. One time I was in my office and I got a text from a bloarder who will at this moment not be named. He kept texting me so I blocked his number, and the motherchode gave me a freaking spyware on my work computer. I haven't said anything to my boss yet, but he keeps getting messages from me that say "What's his name lol", and I think he's starting to get suspicious.
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6234] I'm ANTi-ant! Get it because of the ANT in ANTi 😂😂 [/quote] ... so youre an ant? ðŸ˜
- I have a coworker who bikes and I know a couple guys in the big city who bike. One guy fixes them as a hobby and one of his bikes cost about $1300. Fuck you bloardman
- i would not notice you i would not care i would not try and fish you out
- I just don't clean anything and live in filth!
- (Making a sick and twisted face like this 😈) i think i’ll drink some peepee instead
- You guys ever notice how homophobic yoshi fanatic is but also he talks about fucking guys a lot. Bet he's gay, which is fine
- I agree with you, Joop. And you know what, they should all dope up. Let's get some insane as all hell Olympics going, with superhuman feats of strength!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
- Log off. New Bloard. Log in. Old times, good friends. Bloard. -Just a slogan I came up with to help usher in the new age of bloard. Let me know what you think!
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- *klendathu drop begins to play as ten strong retards crest a hill wielding rugby helmets and hockey sticks*
- Don't :) completely understandable mistake. If someone said "hey jery" I probably would have thought they were talking to me :) don't sweat it :)
- i came to this thread to make a clever joke about bloard being the best book i've read but then the content of op's post owned me by being on my irony level plus one
- And little richard was on there playing an exterminator and he had this whole thing about not getting the respect he deserved. I feel like he really should have a higher standing in music than he has. He was an early rock and roll pioneer and he should at least be on the same plane as chuck berry. Cmon man
- Snooby: Case denied court fines you an additional 4 french fries Bug Deal: Would you like a drink with that? Kingdad42: Petition granted
