It’s coming tomorrow!

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-beutelberry-feast%2Fposts%2F11546] I passed out and then was taken to the dungeons to be tortured within an inch of my life and then forced to drink an amnesiac potion so I would forget my pain and the whole process was repeated until I was an inch from death. and I gotta say, kingdad's administration totally rules! [/quote] These are lies.

post in here whenever you post on bloard

the tater longs megathread

I'm gay

i'm hating a lot of the stupid shit i see on twitter im not sure if im just being bitter but these freaks are pissing me off

hey snoob just checking in, did this work?

It's not anime!!!

That’s right

yer partner lets see them nurts.. post up them truck nurts fer all us fellas to see and laugh at 🤠 [img]http://theballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/truck-nuts.jpg[/img]

Good morningn maaaan :)

ive never seen a bloard😵

the dreaded onion is actually much loved

wow what a rush. the thrill of a good post. thank you everybody

congratulations snooby!!

who is this

Ever I rest upon this bed Sweating. Horny. Filled with dread. Sadman Fatman Get your money homie The world awaits...

my life got slightly better in one aspect and immediately got worse in like four others 👎

Teach me how to bloard dance teach me teach me how to bloard dance. Lol like teach me how to dougie.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6656] if we were neighbors I'd give you butter [/quote] thank you . if you ever needed a cup of sugar i would be happy to return the favor

I’m going peepee having prescribed to the larry david school of going peepee, which is that i go peepee sitting down.

Just gonna spam a few replies to get that sweet 52, bear with me gang

I think we're getting too off-topic in this ant thread. Let's bring it back. Any you guys into ants

jerry vouched for you and that really fucked everything up

Name one without googling it.

(peers up from heavily worn copy of fight club) meh,

Can’t think of a better way to spend Saturday night than sitting silently in the foyer in front of the terrifying emojis on the wall drinking cheap wine and contemplating my life choices

I don't eat asparagus, goats cheese or cilantro 😷 My piss smells like a roman bathhouse

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F127] What's it like? Talkin' to girls [/quote] lately it's been tiresome at best, since I constantly have to explain to women why they have to vote for ted cruz, or else they're racists... but I have had a good experience in the past.

hog dog

i’m dead due to pfv

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10920] Tell me your secret. [/quote] i dont have a secret. did someone tell you i have a secret? i dont need to keep any secrets i am very honest 😌

im a white but im one of the good ones

im logging out

burt's pee

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5885] pre-emptive good morning in case i forget, which is likely because i'm very busy and important and often forget to log in to bloard on a daily basis because i'm extremely important, in my community, i'm on the board of trustees for my township of 2300 people in the great state of Ohio, my job isn't important, i'll give you a hint it's related to the knights of columbus building function on friday nights for the elderly, it involves the word bingo, won't get too specific, anyway, just wnated to get in here pre-early (like 12 hours early) and say good morning, but just assume i'm saying it for saturday morning, sorry to keep hammering the point but i'm seriously busy, i don't really have time for bloard all the time, i love you bloarders/bloardettes out there, also those that bloarder/bloardette doesn't cover, love you all, just really busy, thanks for being there, just been busy, please don't forget to subscribe to my channel, but like i said i'm sorry i don't bloard every night shit's just been crazy with my job and the township, you know old bonnie f. has been needing extra help getting in and out of her car on friday nights, just part of the job, again please like and subscribe, i'll try to keep streaming on a regular basis because i know you all out there love that PUBG (it ain't dead yet!) and whatnot but just i want to thank all your bloarders/bloardettes/bloardxrs out there, stay strong, love you all, thanks, peace out, cya [/quote] tl;dr -- "good morning"

I'm "all abloard," lol

Fuck2

Way hay and up she rises!

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fim-downloading-bloard-anfd-holding-it-hostage%2Fposts%2F7148] give me 100 upbloards or the forum gets murked 💻🔫😡 [/quote] 🖕😟👌